Ruin a Movie!

[Zinnia.]

The sharks just finished having brunch together so they aren't hungry.

The Blob

 

[SkyKnight03]

It's just Kirby.

Gerald's Game

 

[Yoshi155]

It’s actually just season 20 of South Park. The game in question is Gerald, Kyle’s dad, trolling people as Skankhunt42.

Spider Man: No Way Home

 

[QueenCobra]

Spider-Man gets lost and can’t find his way home, ending up at a bowling alley where he’s mistaken as the “entertainer” for a kid’s Spider-Man themed birthday party and is forced to bowl drunk.

Uncle Buck

 

[TN4U]

John Candy is actually Candyman, the notorious serial killer disguised as an annoying family member. Meanwhile, Macaulay Culkin turns into a devil child - calling himself "the Good Son" - and goes on a mission to end Candyman. It's a whole lotta wacky fun for the entire family!

Home Alone

 

[SkyKnight03]

He's really home alone. No burglars show up. He sets up the traps anyways, only to leave the audience with a mixture of anticipation and confusion.

The Equalizer

 

[TN4U]

Denzel Washington hated the fact that certain groups of people were getting treated unfairly. In response, he set out on a mission to make sure everyone was being treated equally regardless of what they are, and is given the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts. As a result, he took on the nickname "The Equalizer", and has been touching many lives ever since. Such an inspirational movie.

Any Given Sunday

 

[Mr.Fox]

Guest starring all of the Mario franchise characters and Voldemort from Harry Potter for some reason.

LMAO
So good...

Any Given Sunday was it's pre-production title, the movie was actually released as Grumpy Old Men.

The Hobbit

 

[Yoshi155]

Okay, so you know how South Park revealed to the world that the Kardashians are actually Hobbits? See where I’m going with this? The movie is just the Kardashians’ reality show. Can’t wait to see this movie bomb.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

 

[SkyKnight03]

Gandolf shaves his beard.

Oliver and Company

 

[Mr.Fox]

It's literally just about a dude named Oliver getting ready to have company over. The entire movie is him cleaning the house and getting snacks ready.

Forrest Gump

 

[TN4U]

A documentary about Gump Forest that's located somewhere in Louisiana. Too bad it was so poorly produced, as they couldn't even get the name of the movie right. As for the film itself, we somehow get some guy with PTSD narrating the entire thing, and it goes off-topic way too often. Roger Ebert once said about the film; "If I ever visited Gump Forest, I'd be sticking my fat head in a bees' nest just to get away from this incomprehensible narrator."

Gnomeo & Juliet

 

[Mr.Fox]

Documentary about the time period when Tom Cruise was dating Katie Holmes.

Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes

 

[Midoriya]

It's about a bunch of KILLER tomatoes. They all have chainsaws and all kinds of weapons, and they're out to get you! Guest starring the tomato from Veggie Tales, cause he wants revenge since one of his veggie friends was brutally murdered!

Tangled

 

[SkyKnight03]

The main character is the Pokemon tangrowth.

Little Shop of Horrors

 

[TN4U]

The actual sequel to Kindergarten Cop. After retiring from the force, John Kimble goes to the store to get groceries, but realizes that the place is ran entirely by kindergarteners who don't quite know how to count yet. He then gets locked in, forms a severe case of PTSD from having to run that prior class, and starts acting like a kindergartener himself. Bananas are used as traps, milk spills all over the freezer aisle, and ketchup bottles are used as weapons. It's an all-out food frenzy that ultimately ends with the regional manager shouting over the intercom, "Cleanup on every aisle!" After the store returns to a clean state, everyone - including John Kimble - has to sit in time-out chairs in the break room. Good thing Kimble retired, huh?

Mission: Impossible

 

[Mr.Fox]

It's actually a documentary about people trying to talk Tom Cruise out of Scientology.

Dungeons and Dragons

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

The movie is just two hours of a dragon sleeping in a dungeon with nothing else happening.

Muppets From Space

 

[Mr.Fox]

Filmed with lesser quality control, you can frequently see the puppeteers. Gonzo also realizes he’s just a sock.

Psycho

 

[Yoshi155]

The entire movie is overlayed with the Psycho strings. No matter what’s happening, the Psycho strings play over it. Alfred Hitchcock made that, so he might as well revolve the entire movie around it.

Alien (1979)