Ruin a Movie!

[Mr.Fox]

Tom Hanks takes a rogue hit to the groin and discovers that there is in fact crying in baseball.

Field Of Dreams

 

[Midoriya]

It's about a field... of dreams. Some of the dreams are weird, and some are creepy, but it sure is a field of dreams.

The Sandlot

 

[TN4U]

A documentary about the history of the baseball playing field.
I can’t come up with anything better lol

Let’s keep the theme going… Major League

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

The Super League rejects form their own League and try to make it seem better and more serious.

Purple Rain

 

[Yoshi155]

Instead, it’s quite literally about purple rain. What is the rain, you may ask? ………

2012.

 

[Midoriya]

It's about the year 2012. The world doesn't end though. Instead it's about how the main guy character wins the lottery, and can retire. Hence the name 2012, since that's the year he won the lottery in.

Scooby-Doo: The Movie

 

[QueenCobra]

Arnold Schwarzenegger plays Scooby. Danny DeVito plays Shaggy. The Rock as Fred. Martha Stewart as Daphne. Fred Armisen in drag as Velma. (This somehow made the movie better lol.)

Kindergarten Cop?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

The police finally start investigating Ms Applegate’s class and the school to figure out the case about the special pills, what happened to Billy and the rest of the Missing kids, and what is wrong with Nugget. It doesn’t go well because it’s also always either Monday or Tuesday depending on which school you go to no matter how many times you make it through the day.

Annie (2014)

 

[Yoshi155]

Since the child actor for Annie isn’t ginger, the Ginger Kids from the South Park episode bust in and beat up all the cast, unhappy with the changes. They thought they set an example last time an actor pretended to be ginger, but this time they’re not even pretending since they just got a black girl with dark hair as her actor.

E.T. The Extra-terrestrial

 

[Mr.Fox]

E.T. is actually carnivorous, so when Elliot finds him in the corn field that’s the last we see of him.

Harry Potter and the Goblet Of Fire

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Harry finds a giant goblet of Fireball whiskey and drinks it all and gets extremely drunk. What happens next is just a giant blur.

Amadeus

 

[TN4U]

It's that one song by Falco played over and over for nearly two hours. It's enough to make you wanna "rock amadeus".
Or drive you nuts if that's how you view it

Airplane!

 

[QueenCobra]

It’s a dark comedy about JJ the Jet Plane.

Big Momma’s House

 

[Mr.Fox]

It’s actually just an alternate name for Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo

The Exorcist

 

[Midoriya]

Chongyun from Genshin Impact and Rin Okumura from Blue Exorcist have to team up and exorcise creepy demon monsters in the real world together. Guest starring Mr. Satan from Dragon Ball Z because we love some comedic antics.

Uhhhh Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

 

[TN4U]

King Kong runs for president, alongside his enemy Godzilla. Whoever wins the election gets to run the new empire. It’s a very boring movie, trust me.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

 

[QueenCobra]

The wrong tomb gets raided, unleashing a zombie apocalypse.

You’ve Got Mail

 

[Yoshi155]

It’s literally just this for the entire run length:

Dune: Part 1

 

[Midoriya]

Instead of trying to ensure his family's survival, Paul has everyone race real life Mario Karts over the sand dunes on the new planet. They hold an official Mario Kart race and the loser gets exiled from the planet. Guest starring all of the Mario franchise characters and Voldemort from Harry Potter for some reason.

Independence Day

 

[SkyKnight03]

The aliens are friendly.

Sharknado