Explain the plot of a movie/show/book/game mentioned above the worst way possible!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

ET is played by Roger from American Dad who is perpetually drunk and keeps getting a young Drew Barrymore drunk as well.

The Lorax

 

[coordinator lissi]

Orange man and a boy stop deforestation and capitalism (been a while since I’ve watched it, hope it’s accurate)

the hunger games (if that’s ok for this site)

 

[Dim]

Who ever survives hunger wins the game.

(By the way, forgot to put movie/show/game last time so my bad lol)

Devil May Cry

 

[QueenCobra]

A demon hunter makes devils cry and then kills them.

Fallout: New Vegas

 

[ShinyDungeoneer]

friends who had a falling out create a new version of Las Vegas.

Kirby's Adventure

 

[BalignonWizard]

A cute little buddy commits regicide

The Hunger Games; the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

 

[coordinator lissi]

18 year old ends up in a situationship with a girl he’s trying to help survive. Also RIP his hair (Im literally rereading it rn)

Paper Mario colour splash

 

[ShinyDungeoneer]

Bowser failed at making a rainbow, and now he is covering the world in bleach. Mario must save the world from the bleachening!

Pokemon Crystal

 

[TN4U]

Remember those polygon fighters in Smash Bros? They’re baaaaaaack!!!
Okay okay it’s just another ordinary Pokémon game there’s no polygon fighters

Crash Bandicoot

 

[Yoshi155]

Basically just one of your average 3D polygonal platformers, along with Super Mario 64 and Banjo Kazooie. In appearance. It’s basically just Subway Surfers gameplay-wise.

Titanic

 

[TN4U]

A couple go on a boat to go somewhere else, and suddenly have to survive when it hits that iceberg and starts sinking. It's honestly too bad that Leonardo DiCaprio dies at the end and Kate Winslet has to suffer from that, but in the end, it's whatever. Oh, and it's like three hours long or something.

Spyro: Year of the Dragon

 

[SkyKnight03]

Purple Dragon stops stupid jerk from taking his stuff.

Super Mario 64

 

[Seastar]

You too, can backwards long jump your way through paintings to rescue the princess.

Kirby Super Star

 

[TN4U]

Kirby graduated from being a simple hero; now he’s a super star with his own flying star to prove it.

Game of Thrones

 

[SkyKnight03]

"It's my iron throne"

"No it's actually mine".

And it goes on and on and on.

Breaking Bad

 

[Firesquids]

2 guys cook

Nightmare before Christmas

 

[TN4U]

Christmas but with tons of Halloween and goth elements. Oh, and a rather avant-garde guy named Tim Burton made it.

Chariots of Fire

 

[ShinyDungeoneer]

a chariot gets set on fire, and someone uses it for transportation.

The Little Mermaid

 

[Yoshi155]

A mermaid finds true love (requirement for Disney Princess movies), but she can’t breathe on land so she makes a deal with the devil- I mean, Ursula, we’re not talking about Cuphead here, and she now she can go on land but can’t speak. Hooray!!! Some stuff I don’t remember happens (I haven’t watched it recently) and Ursula dies. The end!

Toy Story 2.

 

[SkyKnight03]

A man who really wanted that toy collection.

Fantasia