Let's all make a story :)

[paradoxisreality]

So, sorry if there's another thread like this then just let this thread fall down to the last page.
So here's how it works, somebody says 5-10 words to carry on the story from the previous words. Every 5 pages the story restarts (so try and make it short).
I'll start...
I was walking down the street when I saw

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

a young man with big eyebrows.

 

[brownboy102]

He liked to make pasta.

 

[RainbowCherry]

Especially spaghetti.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Except his cooking was terrible

 

[RainbowCherry]

And posionous . He runs up to you and says
"Hello young child, would you like some pastaaaa?"

 

[Wholockian]

I was scared, until I realised that...

 

[Radda]

You slap the pasta out of his hands and yelled,''EAT THIS.''and shoved it into his mouth.

 

[paradoxisreality]

It was a bowl of cereal, then I saw his wife.

 

[sugargalaxy]

His wife was a Lucky Charms marshmallow.

 

[Leela]

She had a dog, but the dog wanted to eat her...

 

[Radda]

While she wanted roadkill

 

[#1 Senpai]

she also wanted to eat some frog legs for dinner

 

[sugargalaxy]

Her farts wreaked of 24 day old parfaits.

 

[#1 Senpai]

While her legs wobbled for 38 days.

 

[RainbowCherry]

Shulk came in and beat the hell out of the lady.

 

[sugargalaxy]

The lady then turned into a broom.

 

[#1 Senpai]

And a witch used it to fly.

 

[sugargalaxy]

And then the broom became a fly.

 

[RainbowCherry]

Then she violently exploded.