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To waste away years of our life, letting death draw nearer.
How much syrup is too much syrup?
When you can no longer see the pancakes
I have dog hairs all over my clothes. How do i clean them?
play dead like a dog then roll over
when can i get a dog
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when you're responsible enough to take care of it.
why do cats lick themselves?
To clean their fur
Why do villagers move away in animal crossing
Because they don't like you.
where do flowers come from?
The ground.
Why's the big scary man in charge of America?
Should probably be asleep
Many people who chose him were afraid that they were being forgotten and he promised them attention.
Why did the Catholic Church excommunicate Galileo?
He didn't eat his vegetables.
How many fingers do you have?
Should probably be asleep
However many fingers you have, plus or minus what it takes to get to ten ~
Why do we carve pumpkins for Halloween?
Because apples would be too small.
Why is daylight saving a thing (?1 hour every ? year)?
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Nobody understands that, they made it to confuse us
Why did my dog just attack my face?
He needs his personal space.
why do we have dreams?
Should probably be asleep
your brain is awake, but you aren't ~
Why is the alphabet in that order?
Because people thought it should be
Why do dogs chase their tails
because they're stupid and don't realize it's their tail
why are mountains so tall?
In the name of the Moon, Indeedaroo!
Well, my little sugar lump, mountains are tall because people needed a place to keep their favorite dirt.
Where do taco shells come from???
The microwave
Where do worms come from
from the worm hive at the center of the earth. One day they will rise and consume us all.
why do sweets make you fat?
They don't.
Why is the printer always so pessimistic?