The Edit Your Post Game! - Bell Tree Forums edition

[ShinkaiTheSeaWing]

Comb Jellies!

Sir! We’ve been hunting down this serial killer for the past two weeks. We’ve last known of him passing through this town here. Do you know which way he went?

 

[TN4U]

Up North.

Who do you call to get lotsa spaghetti?

 

[Mr.Fox]

Mario

Where is the best place to get sand blasted?

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Probably your eye.

I'm thinking of wearing my new pair of shorts, what's the weather like outside?

 

[Zinnia.]

Rainy and cool.

Got any suggestions on how to fight world hunger?

 

[Yoshi155]

Waffles.

What should I read to my toddlers as a bedtime story?

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden.

If I asked you for your job qualifications, what would your response be?

 

[TN4U]

Play guitar.

What is the best and fastest item to use in a race?

 

[Yoshi155]

I guess rock. It’s pretty good. Not like there’s much competition today.

What did you eat for dinner last night?

 

[Mr.Fox]

A car

Where do you like to strut around nude?

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Everywhere.

How many people have you ran over?

 

[TN4U]

Six.

What is a telltale sign that you're dining in a fancy restaurant?

 

[pottercrossing]

When people make wet mouth noises while eating.

When was the last time you scammed an old lady out of 20k?

 

[Mr.Fox]

Less than a minute ago.

What’s your favorite body part?

 

[Yoshi155]

I actually do have one that I think is a popular one, but I feel too embarrassed to say it.

Who owns the Triforce of Wisdom?

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Princess Peach.

I'm out of shampoo! What should I put in my hair instead?

 

[TN4U]

A burger and fries.

Where can I find children's songs?

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Spotify.

Someone's robbing a bank in your city/town! What do you do about it?

 

[BobRocks20]

I’m doing nothing.
Favorite version of Minecraft?

 

[TN4U]

Vanilla.

Where is a good place to commit burglary?