explain it like i'm 5

[AnimalCrossingPerson]

To waste away years of our life, letting death draw nearer.

How much syrup is too much syrup?

 

[Xandra]

When you can no longer see the pancakes

I have dog hairs all over my clothes. How do i clean them?

 

[MayorJudyOfZootopia]

play dead like a dog then roll over

when can i get a dog

 

[Bcat]

when you're responsible enough to take care of it.

why do cats lick themselves?

 

[Hero King]

To clean their fur

Why do villagers move away in animal crossing

 

[Aquari]

Because they don't like you.

where do flowers come from?

 

[AnimalCrossingPerson]

The ground.

Why's the big scary man in charge of America?

 

[Duzzel]

Many people who chose him were afraid that they were being forgotten and he promised them attention.

Why did the Catholic Church excommunicate Galileo?

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

He didn't eat his vegetables.

How many fingers do you have?

 

[Duzzel]

However many fingers you have, plus or minus what it takes to get to ten ~

Why do we carve pumpkins for Halloween?

 

[AnimalCrossingPerson]

Because apples would be too small.

Why is daylight saving a thing (?1 hour every ? year)?

 

[Xandra]

Nobody understands that, they made it to confuse us

Why did my dog just attack my face?

 

[Aquari]

He needs his personal space.

why do we have dreams?

 

[Duzzel]

your brain is awake, but you aren't ~

Why is the alphabet in that order?

 

[Hero King]

Because people thought it should be

Why do dogs chase their tails

 

[Bcat]

because they're stupid and don't realize it's their tail

why are mountains so tall?

 

[N a t]

Well, my little sugar lump, mountains are tall because people needed a place to keep their favorite dirt.

Where do taco shells come from???

 

[MorphiGalaxi]

The microwave

Where do worms come from

 

[Bcat]

from the worm hive at the center of the earth. One day they will rise and consume us all.

why do sweets make you fat?

 

[AnimalCrossingPerson]

They don't.

Why is the printer always so pessimistic?