QueenCobra
Blankie Egg
”It do take nerve!”
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The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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ZeldaCrossing64
Don't Yank My Chain
"I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage."
ZeldaCrossing64
Don't Yank My Chain
"Jessica's the only one for me, you'll see. We'll rise above this piddling peccadillo. We're gonna be happy again. You got that? Happy. Capital H-A-P-P-I."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“The diamonds! Mah god!”
"Dog Man! There's a new villain in town!"
"I'm not new!"
"You must stop this new threat to society!"
"Come on! I was in the first book!"
"Go catch the new bad guy!!!"
"Seriously! I had a really big role in Chapter 2!!!"
"I'm not new!"
"You must stop this new threat to society!"
"Come on! I was in the first book!"
"Go catch the new bad guy!!!"
"Seriously! I had a really big role in Chapter 2!!!"
QueenCobra
Blankie Egg
“These snakes didn’t rattle; they crooned.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Don't Yank My Chain
"I guess what I'm asking is how many seeks would a Meeseeks seek if a Meeseeks could seek me?"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Welcome to Cabot Cove, murder capital of the world….”
"I'm gonna be on TV!"
"Why?"
"Because Sarah is gonna interview me!"
"Why?"
"Because she's doing a news story about former villains who have transformed their lives."
"Why?"
"Because people like to watch stuff like that."
"Why?"
"Because it makes them feel all warm and fuzzy!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE IT TRIGGERS DOPAMINE RESPONDERS IN THE PEA-SIZED BRAINS OF ALL THE GUM-CHEWING SIMPLETONS OUT THERE WHO'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN THROW THEIR LIVES AWAY BY SITTING IN FRONT OF A SCREEN ALL DAY!!!!"
"Look, Papa. I'm Santa Claus!"
...
"Were you even listening?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because Sarah is gonna interview me!"
"Why?"
"Because she's doing a news story about former villains who have transformed their lives."
"Why?"
"Because people like to watch stuff like that."
"Why?"
"Because it makes them feel all warm and fuzzy!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE IT TRIGGERS DOPAMINE RESPONDERS IN THE PEA-SIZED BRAINS OF ALL THE GUM-CHEWING SIMPLETONS OUT THERE WHO'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN THROW THEIR LIVES AWAY BY SITTING IN FRONT OF A SCREEN ALL DAY!!!!"
"Look, Papa. I'm Santa Claus!"
...
"Were you even listening?"
"No."
junebuggy.99
love of my life 💙💜
"damn how do you move so fast in this game?"
"I had a lonely childhood."
"I had a lonely childhood."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Ah yes. Just what every puppet company needs. A gorilla suit.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“MICHEAL!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“OMG! I have never seen someone react so strongly to catching someone lurking near a door before!”
“OMG! I have never seen someone react so strongly to catching someone lurking near a door before!”
QueenCobra
Blankie Egg
“I won’t work my looks no more. Excuse my beauty!”
QueenCobra
Blankie Egg
“I can’t believe we lost the cover of Tiger Beat because of this!”
QueenCobra
Blankie Egg
“What about…Erika?”
“It! Ate! Everybody! Stupid!”
“It! Ate! Everybody! Stupid!”
QueenCobra
Blankie Egg
“You have at least one thing in common with Lady Gaga.”
(my dad when I said Gaga’s fiancé Michael was hot
)
(my dad when I said Gaga’s fiancé Michael was hot
)
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Here’s your rabbit food, child.”
