The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Walter, there’s a chorus on the lawn.”
“I know. I’d invite them in but they’re all WASPs.”

 

[Bruscoe]

"What are you, president of his fan club?"
"No. That would be your mother."

 

[Croconaw]

“Is it gay or straight to date a non-binary person?”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Oh Your Honor, why must I suffer like this? And what’s wrong with making friends with Fraggles?”
“It says in our rule book that Dozers may only be friends with creatures that are noble and intelligent.”
“Well, who says that Fraggles aren’t noble and intelligent?”
“The rule book.”

 

[Chronos314_XD]

Hey I got you something!! It's a lawsuit.

 

[QueenCobra]

“Change your costume, Mimi! Change it around!”

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"All hail the Virtual Boy!"