The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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You got mail!
stay coooooool!!! 🩷
“Max said that volcanos were cool and you were stupid for wanting to stop it and when I told him to shut up he pulled out a gun and shot at me.”
“Nuh-uh! Sam started it!”
“Nuh-uh! Sam started it!”
You got mail!
stay coooooool!!! 🩷
"Does might make right?"
"It might."
"He's right."
"It might."
"He's right."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I hope you’re happy!”
“I didn’t think that I’d be this happy.”
“I didn’t think that I’d be this happy.”
You got mail!
stay coooooool!!! 🩷
"They'll be serving ice cream in hell before I let that happen."
QueenCobra
yassified for anonymity
“I have five cats; three are ghosts.”
—my little cousin
—my little cousin
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ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Slash isn't real. He's a made-up person that represents care and giving, and people dress up like him and lie to their kids."
"Slash is make-believe?"
"Here, look for yourself. He's based on the fable of a Dutch saint named Vunter Slash."
"Vunter Slash?"
"What?"
"But then... Who played at my 8th birthday party?"
"One of our parents."
"But then... Who was the guitar player for Guns N' Roses?!"
"One of our parents."
"Slash is make-believe?"
"Here, look for yourself. He's based on the fable of a Dutch saint named Vunter Slash."
"Vunter Slash?"
"What?"
"But then... Who played at my 8th birthday party?"
"One of our parents."
"But then... Who was the guitar player for Guns N' Roses?!"
"One of our parents."
QueenCobra
yassified for anonymity
“I’m not dumb! I just like nice things that make me happy! At least I don’t want to fight and be mean all the time like some people!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“What’s wrong with Teacher? Nugget saw her running by him looking sad.”
*She snapped*
“So Nugget isn’t the craziest person in the school anymore?”
*Apparently not*
“This pleases Nugget! Nugget will wear his new badge of sanity with honor.”
*She snapped*
“So Nugget isn’t the craziest person in the school anymore?”
*Apparently not*
“This pleases Nugget! Nugget will wear his new badge of sanity with honor.”
Ravenkitty22
would’ve, could’ve, should’ve
“He looks like a Mexican Aaron Burr with a longer chin.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Is he always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder?"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“What can Nugget do for large Teacher Lady?”
“I need some of your hair. Give me some now!”
“No! Large Teacher Lady cannot have any of Nugget’s hair. He requires all of it.”
“I need some of your hair. Give me some now!”
“No! Large Teacher Lady cannot have any of Nugget’s hair. He requires all of it.”
xSuperMario64x
love of my life 💙💜
"um, Donald Trump just **** himself" -poofesure
Ravenkitty22
would’ve, could’ve, should’ve
“I can’t tell if I love the feeling of a necklace on my skin right now or I hate it.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“This is Billy’s body. His head was removed without his consent.”
xSuperMario64x
love of my life 💙💜
"in hindsight, the human brain is not very good at distinguishing between what actually happened, what was in a dream, what was in Mario 64, versus what was in the Dungeons & Dragons campaign that you played." - Any Austin
QueenCobra
yassified for anonymity
“Look at how soft my man is!”
xSuperMario64x
love of my life 💙💜
"he has the aura of a watermelon" - Any Austin
QueenCobra
yassified for anonymity
“I’ll get some sticks and stones and break your bones!”
