• Your hard work restoring The Bell Tree has paid off! A commemorative Shiny Ditto Easter Egg has now appeared in the Shop for 99 Bells.
  • Easter season is here! Here's what we have going on at The Bell Tree:
    • The egg decorating contest is back! Join TBT’s Fifth Egg Decorating Contest, now with two distinct categories: decorating and painting. Entries must be submitted by April 9th.
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The out of context quotes thread

"Jessica's the only one for me, you'll see. We'll rise above this piddling peccadillo. We're gonna be happy again. You got that? Happy. Capital H-A-P-P-I."
 
"I'm gonna be on TV!"
"Why?"
"Because Sarah is gonna interview me!"
"Why?"
"Because she's doing a news story about former villains who have transformed their lives."
"Why?"
"Because people like to watch stuff like that."
"Why?"
"Because it makes them feel all warm and fuzzy!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE IT TRIGGERS DOPAMINE RESPONDERS IN THE PEA-SIZED BRAINS OF ALL THE GUM-CHEWING SIMPLETONS OUT THERE WHO'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN THROW THEIR LIVES AWAY BY SITTING IN FRONT OF A SCREEN ALL DAY!!!!"
"Look, Papa. I'm Santa Claus!"
...
"Were you even listening?"
"No."
 
Everyone is born with 2 hands one for helping yourself and another for helping others
Or something along those lines...
 
“MICHEAL!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“OMG! I have never seen someone react so strongly to catching someone lurking near a door before!”
 
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