The out of context quotes thread

[QueenCobra]

”It do take nerve!”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Jessica's the only one for me, you'll see. We'll rise above this piddling peccadillo. We're gonna be happy again. You got that? Happy. Capital H-A-P-P-I."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“The diamonds! Mah god!”

 

[Bruscoe]

"I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!"
"Is that what he calls it?"

 

[Suguri]

"Dog Man! There's a new villain in town!"
"I'm not new!"
"You must stop this new threat to society!"
"Come on! I was in the first book!"
"Go catch the new bad guy!!!"
"Seriously! I had a really big role in Chapter 2!!!"

 

[QueenCobra]

“These snakes didn’t rattle; they crooned.”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"I guess what I'm asking is how many seeks would a Meeseeks seek if a Meeseeks could seek me?"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Welcome to Cabot Cove, murder capital of the world….”

 

[Suguri]

"I'm gonna be on TV!"
"Why?"
"Because Sarah is gonna interview me!"
"Why?"
"Because she's doing a news story about former villains who have transformed their lives."
"Why?"
"Because people like to watch stuff like that."
"Why?"
"Because it makes them feel all warm and fuzzy!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE IT TRIGGERS DOPAMINE RESPONDERS IN THE PEA-SIZED BRAINS OF ALL THE GUM-CHEWING SIMPLETONS OUT THERE WHO'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN THROW THEIR LIVES AWAY BY SITTING IN FRONT OF A SCREEN ALL DAY!!!!"
"Look, Papa. I'm Santa Claus!"
...
"Were you even listening?"
"No."

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"damn how do you move so fast in this game?"

"I had a lonely childhood."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Ah yes. Just what every puppet company needs. A gorilla suit.”

 

[matt]

Everyone is born with 2 hands one for helping yourself and another for helping others
Or something along those lines...

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“MICHEAL!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“OMG! I have never seen someone react so strongly to catching someone lurking near a door before!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“I won’t work my looks no more. Excuse my beauty!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“I can’t believe we lost the cover of Tiger Beat because of this!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“What about…Erika?”

“It! Ate! Everybody! Stupid!”

 

[Bruscoe]

"Hello."
"One of you will have to volunteer for some extra work."
"Goodbye."

 

[QueenCobra]

“You have at least one thing in common with Lady Gaga.”

(my dad when I said Gaga’s fiancé Michael was hot )

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Here’s your rabbit food, child.”