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The out of context quotes thread

"You don't understand us Russians. You see, when an American sees someone on their street has a nicer house he says 'I will work hard and earn enough money to make my house the nicest on the street.' But when a Russian sees someone has a better house, he say 'I will sneak over in the night and set his house on fire. Then after it burns down, I will have the nicest house on my street.' It's just how we are."
 
"Remember that Chairman Xi is a child of the Cultural Revolution. And that means that if he can maintain power for the low, low price of the deaths of millions of his citizens, he is a-okay with that."
 
"You may have even commented on the surprising inappropriateness of such a murderous and bloody scene appearing in a children's book. It's fun to feel offended, isn't it?"
 
“Here’s your problem. There’s a large sack of money jammed in your steering column.”
*Mechanic pulls out a large bag of money*
“Good lord, how much will tha- Did you just say large sack of money?!”
 
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*As Pickles and Bob watch Mayor Johnny flip over and physically attack a car with wrestling moves and destroying it*
“Do you think this is all related to that large bag of money the boys found?”
“No, I’m sure it’s from all the years of steroids abuse.”
 
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“Brandon left a note in his room that said ‘I’m gay!’ and then ran off with an older black guy!”
“Huh. I guess I owe Mark Twain an apology.”
 
"We can do this... stand with me, and become WAFFLES!"
*one of the villagers walks over to Phainon and gets zapped and literally transformed into a waffle, and then promptly falls to the ground*
*another newcomer walks up*
"Hey man, what's up, what's going on?"
"By the gods, that man just transformed into a waffle!"
"Hehe, nah man, you gotta be kidding me. That's not possible. There's no way."
*sure enough, however, another person walks over to Phainon and is also zapped and transformed into a waffle*
"Oh **** man, I think I've seen enough for today. I got to get out of here."
"Hey, do you think we can actually EAT these waffles?"
"I don't know, man, I wouldn't do it. They were once people you know."
*everyone turns their heads to see Acrestes eating one of the waffles*
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
 
“Hey drink dispenser! Make something classy for these ladies.”
“I ain’t making no drinks for a couple of cheap robo [prostitutes]!”
“Cheap?! Well at least I don’t put out for quarters!”
*Bev sprays the two robot prostitutes with some Slurm from her hose*
 
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