QueenCobra
Attack of the 50-Foot Drag Queen
“Captain Awesome saved my life. Seriously.”
The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“In the wilderness of life you can never be too prepared.”
Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
"You don't understand us Russians. You see, when an American sees someone on their street has a nicer house he says 'I will work hard and earn enough money to make my house the nicest on the street.' But when a Russian sees someone has a better house, he say 'I will sneak over in the night and set his house on fire. Then after it burns down, I will have the nicest house on my street.' It's just how we are."
Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
"Remember that Chairman Xi is a child of the Cultural Revolution. And that means that if he can maintain power for the low, low price of the deaths of millions of his citizens, he is a-okay with that."
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"You may have even commented on the surprising inappropriateness of such a murderous and bloody scene appearing in a children's book. It's fun to feel offended, isn't it?"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You can’t put wine in hobo stew!”
“Of course you can! What goes better with hobos than wine?”
“Of course you can! What goes better with hobos than wine?”
QueenCobra
Attack of the 50-Foot Drag Queen
“Eat ‘em up! Eat ‘em up! Bring a snack! Bring a snack!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Here’s your problem. There’s a large sack of money jammed in your steering column.”
*Mechanic pulls out a large bag of money*
“Good lord, how much will tha- Did you just say large sack of money?!”
*Mechanic pulls out a large bag of money*
“Good lord, how much will tha- Did you just say large sack of money?!”
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*As Pickles and Bob watch Mayor Johnny flip over and physically attack a car with wrestling moves and destroying it*
“Do you think this is all related to that large bag of money the boys found?”
“No, I’m sure it’s from all the years of steroids abuse.”
“Do you think this is all related to that large bag of money the boys found?”
“No, I’m sure it’s from all the years of steroids abuse.”
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Brandon left a note in his room that said ‘I’m gay!’ and then ran off with an older black guy!”
“Huh. I guess I owe Mark Twain an apology.”
“Huh. I guess I owe Mark Twain an apology.”
Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
“Whosoever is delighted in solitude, is either a wild beast or a god.”
"We can do this... stand with me, and become WAFFLES!"
*one of the villagers walks over to Phainon and gets zapped and literally transformed into a waffle, and then promptly falls to the ground*
*another newcomer walks up*
"Hey man, what's up, what's going on?"
"By the gods, that man just transformed into a waffle!"
"Hehe, nah man, you gotta be kidding me. That's not possible. There's no way."
*sure enough, however, another person walks over to Phainon and is also zapped and transformed into a waffle*
"Oh **** man, I think I've seen enough for today. I got to get out of here."
"Hey, do you think we can actually EAT these waffles?"
"I don't know, man, I wouldn't do it. They were once people you know."
*everyone turns their heads to see Acrestes eating one of the waffles*
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
*one of the villagers walks over to Phainon and gets zapped and literally transformed into a waffle, and then promptly falls to the ground*
*another newcomer walks up*
"Hey man, what's up, what's going on?"
"By the gods, that man just transformed into a waffle!"
"Hehe, nah man, you gotta be kidding me. That's not possible. There's no way."
*sure enough, however, another person walks over to Phainon and is also zapped and transformed into a waffle*
"Oh **** man, I think I've seen enough for today. I got to get out of here."
"Hey, do you think we can actually EAT these waffles?"
"I don't know, man, I wouldn't do it. They were once people you know."
*everyone turns their heads to see Acrestes eating one of the waffles*
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Officer tases Bob*
“Did you just tase me?!”
“Dunno. Did it feel something like this?”
*Tases Bob again*
“Quit doing that!”
“Did you just tase me?!”
“Dunno. Did it feel something like this?”
*Tases Bob again*
“Quit doing that!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Hey drink dispenser! Make something classy for these ladies.”
“I ain’t making no drinks for a couple of cheap robo [prostitutes]!”
“Cheap?! Well at least I don’t put out for quarters!”
*Bev sprays the two robot prostitutes with some Slurm from her hose*
“I ain’t making no drinks for a couple of cheap robo [prostitutes]!”
“Cheap?! Well at least I don’t put out for quarters!”
*Bev sprays the two robot prostitutes with some Slurm from her hose*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Suddenly e-bikes
They’re flying around me
They’re up on the sidewalk
But they’re faster than cars
Suddenly e-bikes
They’re trying to kill you
It’s like a road bike from Mad Max
Delivering alcohol”
They’re flying around me
They’re up on the sidewalk
But they’re faster than cars
Suddenly e-bikes
They’re trying to kill you
It’s like a road bike from Mad Max
Delivering alcohol”
QueenCobra
Attack of the 50-Foot Drag Queen
“He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks.’”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Oh my god! Who hit you? Colin?!”
“Not this time.”
“Not this time.”
