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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Draco like fire!”
*Puppet Pal Harry Potter ignites a gas stove burner to set a puppet sized puppet version of Draco Malfoy on fire*
*Puppet Pal Harry Potter ignites a gas stove burner to set a puppet sized puppet version of Draco Malfoy on fire*
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"You know, sometimes I wonder if you're truly happy in your work."
"I'm not."
"I really do..."
"I'm not."
"I really do..."
Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
“The thing is, I mean, there’s times when you look at the universe and you think, 'What about me?' and you can just hear the universe replying, 'Well, what about you?'”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Mad-Eye Moody is levitating Draco Malfoy as a ferret up and down in the air as Professor McGonagall runs up to him*
“Professor Moody! What are you doing?!”
“Teaching!”
“Is that- is that a student?!”
“Technically it’s a ferret.”
“Professor Moody! What are you doing?!”
“Teaching!”
“Is that- is that a student?!”
“Technically it’s a ferret.”
QueenCobra
yassified for anonymity
“I don’t care where you’re from, as long as you got that bubblegum.”
xSuperMario64x
"I'm forever yours... faithfully" 💙💜
"I thought you died in Cuba years ago, but... you are single-handedly ruining my baseball game." - poofesure
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Gumball in the car with his face swollen and bruised while Nicole is driving*
“So how does it feel to win?”
“Dunno. Oh wait. LIKE AN OLD LADY HITTING ME IN THE FACE WITH A WET FISH!”
“So how does it feel to win?”
“Dunno. Oh wait. LIKE AN OLD LADY HITTING ME IN THE FACE WITH A WET FISH!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Well I once had a dream where I was a baby pig living on a farm. Oink! Oink! Oink!”
Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
"Sarge! What should I do?"
"Don't let em catch on that you know! Just act like you normally do. ...Wait! No. Don't act like you. Act like somebody braver... And smarter... And more masculine for God's sake!"
"Okie dokie Sarge!"
"He's a dead man, Simmons.
"Don't let em catch on that you know! Just act like you normally do. ...Wait! No. Don't act like you. Act like somebody braver... And smarter... And more masculine for God's sake!"
"Okie dokie Sarge!"
"He's a dead man, Simmons.
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Bring me the problem stick.”
*Puppet Pal Harry walks off screen for a couple of seconds and then returns holding a stick bigger than the puppets*
“Thank you.”
*Puppet Dumbledore proceeds to hit the vortex with the stick and it disappears and Puppet Ron falls down face first*
*Puppet Pal Harry walks off screen for a couple of seconds and then returns holding a stick bigger than the puppets*
“Thank you.”
*Puppet Dumbledore proceeds to hit the vortex with the stick and it disappears and Puppet Ron falls down face first*
QueenCobra
yassified for anonymity
"If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Neville passes out and falls to the ground*
“Sigh. Longbottom’s been neglecting his ear muffs.”
“No, ma’am. He just fainted.”
“Yes we’ll just leave him there.”
“Sigh. Longbottom’s been neglecting his ear muffs.”
“No, ma’am. He just fainted.”
“Yes we’ll just leave him there.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“In slow motion the flowers fell from my hands and shattered like glass. Then I looked into the mirror and saw that I was a beautiful milk maid. And then I woke up and found myself crying and I don’t know why….”
“I think I’m going through puberty!”
“Don’t go into the light, Ron!”
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“I think I’m going through puberty!”
“Don’t go into the light, Ron!”
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PapaCrossing
Graham's Homie
"Miak! That's it! Authentic Bulgarian Miak!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“WE’RE ALL GONNA- live!”
QueenCobra
yassified for anonymity
“You’re fat!”
“Oh, yeah? Well, you’re adopted!”
“Oh, yeah? Well, you’re adopted!”
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