A Million Dollars, BUT

[Midoriya]

I can already do that, so sure, I’ll take the money lmao.

A million dollars, but no one trusts you anymore.

 

[Antonio]

Nope, can't do. I need the police on my side if I ever commit a crime. My body can't do all the work.

A million dollars but you have to crab walk everywhere.

 

[Stil]

Ohhh thats a tough one. If its for a year, then sure. If its forever then, thats no life.........

A million dollars but you have diarrhea forever.

 

[sigh]

alright gross, but it might be tolerable if you take medication or something so... maybe.

a million dollars, but every time you spend money (whether it be with cash/credit card/check) someone throws a pie in your face - it doesn't matter where you are because they will find you

 

[Stil]

Sounds like a win/win to me so, yes!
A million dollars but a mosquito flys into your ear 10 times a day for the rest of your life.

 

[Xara]

PASS hell no

a million dollars but you can never talk again

 

[sigh]

i'd communicate through writing or learn sign language so sure

a million dollars buuut you poop yourself like this whale on national television and every time someone sees you they call you poonado

 

[Ananas Dragon]

NOOOOPE.

A million dollars but the person you like the most turns poor.

 

[Seastar]

They are already poor. This just hurts.

A million dollars but you are now permanently blind.

 

[Enxssi]

I wonder if I can use echolocation...

1mil but you have to spend half of it on bananas and you have to keep them in your house for the rest of your life

 

[Midoriya]

Sure thing, I’ll have some bananas in my house. I’ll make it a tourist attraction!

A million dollars, but you have to stop using TBT forever.

 

[Stil]

Yes.
A million dollars, but the only liquid you can drink is soda for the rest of your life.

 

[Seastar]

I feel like that'll make me die faster, so no thanks.

A million dollars but you are forced to star in commercials for products you've never heard of for the rest of your life.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Sure why not lol

A million dollars but you have to sing "Never gonna give you up" on live television.

 

[Rosie Moon]

Heck yes. You say that like it’s a bad thing.

A million dollars but every time you eat your favourite food you turn green for about 30 minutes. Like, Shrek green.

 

[Rosewater]

Sure thang lol

A million dollars but every time you wake up from sleeping, you get sleep paralysis and see Jason Voorhees with a machete and you instinctually get scared every time. He also follows you around for the next hour and you can hear him threatening you.

 

[Seastar]

Please no!

A million dollars but you can no longer speak your native language.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

As in the language I know the best? Then sure I also speak Spanish lol.

A million dollars but you always get your most hated villager in every animal crossing game and you can't kick them out.

 

[Enxssi]

I will learn to like Muffy.

1mil but you will never get any of yuor dreamies

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Can I use amibo cards to get them? if so then yes lol

1 mil but every day you think about the most embarrassing thing you ever did.