A Million Dollars, BUT

[Enxssi]

i think about it every day already lol

1mil but you gain an unhealthy addiction to spending it on game micro-transactions

 

[IonicKarma]

Haha jokes on you but I already am thanks for the free mil!

1mil but you have to sell your most prized possession for it and there’s no way you can get it back.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Do people count if so no lol

1mil but you have to wear a brown soft serve hat on every single outfit you make in any animal crossing game

 

[Xara]

pass,,,, i cannot wear the turd hat

a million dollars but you can only have villagers that you don’t like on your island

 

[spawnpoint]

An island without O'Hare? With Al? Absolutely not.

1 mil dollars but you can never play video games ever again

 

[Stil]

Thats a big nope

A million dollars but everyday you will stub your toe

 

[s i r e n t i c]

I already stub my toe a ton, so thats fine

A million dollars but you can never watch your favourite show ever again

 

[frogslime]

I guess there's always fanfiction... oh no.

A million dollars but it can only be spent on repeatedly renting one movie.

 

[Seastar]

That just feels like a waste, so nah.

A million dollars but you can only spend it on gifts for other people.

 

[Darcy94x]

Sure! Buying for other people always feels better anyway!

a million dollars but you gotta adopt a child alongside too

 

[Xara]

pass,,, pls no

a million dollars but you only have one sock from each pair and you’ll never find the other sock again

 

[Seastar]

That's fine... I'll just wear ones that don't match.

A million dollars but you are forced to play your least favorite game at least once a day.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Nooooo I don't want to play carnival games or kirby and the rainbow curse!!!!!1!


A million dollars but every time someone sees you they shout "IT'S WALUIGI!"

 

[Jas]

gladly take

a million dollars but every time you pee in a public place, you have to sing baby shark

 

[Lucas4080]

I don't go to public bathrooms. I'll take the money thank you-

A million dollars but you become nocturnal.

 

[IonicKarma]

Sure, I'll just never pee in a public place again I think I can manage that

Ninja edit: I'd become nocturnal for free

a million dollars but every day a random song on your phone/playlist ceases to exist

 

[Joshua_DaPro]

I'm fine with no songs on my phone

A million dollars BUT have cancer for the rest of your life

 

[Xara]

i mean it depends on the cancer and what it does to me

a million dollars but quarantine goes on for another 10 years

 

[Joshua_DaPro]

I'm fine with quarantine.

1 million dollars but you get COVID-19 for life

 

[Stil]

pass
A million dollars, but everyday a random person will sneeze on you for the rest of your life