ConfusedDad
*writes cutely*
like, what is their story?
hazel
she's basically the bisexual big sister of my island. she's badass and gorgeous and confident and everything im not basically. except short. she's a short queen like me. but basically she runs the farm with nana, who's basically her mother figure (except her biological mom is dead and stuff bc she's an orphan who had to take care of her 3 brothers and sisters)
nana
basically the mom of everyone in my island, she's crushing on flora because opposites attract (except when it comes to my own love life, in which case, no one attracts back--) but basically she thinks flora's really cool but she's always trying to help flora get with teddy even though she doesn't want that obviously (very similar to my own love life). she's also the farm's manager and runs like everything and is assisted by my queen hazel.
flora
she's the pop star queen on my island. one of the four. yes, i have four peppy villagers. my island is caffeinated. deal with it. ANYWAY, so my beautiful flora is as straight as it gets so she obviously doesn't like nana back, and she has a huge crush on teddy, who is a muscly dude. who's NOT into that? (me) BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT. point is, she's a pop star (almost) and lives on a lake. she's got everything a girl could want, man. yet she's still chasing teddy. whatever. they flirt all the time, too. he likes her back, but they're not official yet. i feel bad for nana.
teddy
a big muscly dude. he's like one of those dudes who ride motorcycles and wear sunglasses and those shirts that are so close to their skin that you can see every single muscle. on purpose. anyway, he runs the campsite because he loves camping because he's a bear (again, opposites attract). i love him. he's my big bro. like, HANDS OFF MY BIG BRO, FLORA! GO DATE NANA! but like.... ThEyRe A cUtE cOuPLeEeEe....
rolf
basically he's the old man in this whole shenanigan. he's the responsible adult. who lives in a jungle. cool, right? yeah. he's my grandpa. EVERYONE'S grandpa actually. but basically, he lives in a garden full of weeds and junk and he literally loves to complain. so we just rant for hours (in my mind since i cant rly answer him in-game). every island needs a cranky. i don't care if you hate old men, these guys are just HILARIOUS. and obviously no romance in his life except his dead wife. RIP, glinda.
ken
ken thinks he's so hot and amazing, but he's not, he's an emo chicken and he's not even good at that, he's DARK BLUE, not BLACK, but its so funny how he thinks he's friggin' jesus or something. he lives in this zen bamboo forest fit for a zen master, but its ironic, bc zen masters should be brave, and he's a CHICKEN. HAHAHAHHAHA-- no offense ken
ruby
she's a creepy moon rabbit, but she's my creepy moon rabbit. i love her because she's adorable, sweet, and so, so funny. basically i have this group of peppies that are like my best friends and we always talk, and she's part of that. also, how convenient is it that she's a MOON RABBIT on MOON ISLE? like, shoutout to my taste in villagers for being the best. she likes felicity.
bunnie
she's ruby's sister and they live in the same area. she's part of the best friends group and she is literally my bestie. she always gives me stuff and she's so kind to me all the time. and she's like a pop star and stuff. her and ruby share a dad but not a mom so like that's why they don't look the same at all. ruby's older. yeah. bunnie doesn't really have any romance going on despite being a peppy villager, but teddy and flora intrigue her. she knows the tea.
felicity
she is the only kitty on my island. she's also the princess of my island. everyone respects her. she's best friends with ruby. she's also the girl who lives in the flower field. oh yeah, and she's part of the best friends group. she's also as straight as it gets, so she doesn't like ruby back. sadly. or maybe not. some people are better single.
graham
he is like a little boss. he runs the whole business. except for Resident Services. and my island. he runs Graham's Goods, the BIGGEST orchard on my island. it's like 15 trees. anyway, he is a creepy little computer dude who has a crush on these pop stars, chrissy and francine, and is very very nerdy. idk why i have him but he's starting to grow on me bc of my past as a nerd. oh god. oh well. he's okay... ig....
wow, that was a lot. okay, so what gossip do you guys have on your island? TELL ME THE TEA!!!!
hazel
she's basically the bisexual big sister of my island. she's badass and gorgeous and confident and everything im not basically. except short. she's a short queen like me. but basically she runs the farm with nana, who's basically her mother figure (except her biological mom is dead and stuff bc she's an orphan who had to take care of her 3 brothers and sisters)
nana
basically the mom of everyone in my island, she's crushing on flora because opposites attract (except when it comes to my own love life, in which case, no one attracts back--) but basically she thinks flora's really cool but she's always trying to help flora get with teddy even though she doesn't want that obviously (very similar to my own love life). she's also the farm's manager and runs like everything and is assisted by my queen hazel.
flora
she's the pop star queen on my island. one of the four. yes, i have four peppy villagers. my island is caffeinated. deal with it. ANYWAY, so my beautiful flora is as straight as it gets so she obviously doesn't like nana back, and she has a huge crush on teddy, who is a muscly dude. who's NOT into that? (me) BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT. point is, she's a pop star (almost) and lives on a lake. she's got everything a girl could want, man. yet she's still chasing teddy. whatever. they flirt all the time, too. he likes her back, but they're not official yet. i feel bad for nana.
teddy
a big muscly dude. he's like one of those dudes who ride motorcycles and wear sunglasses and those shirts that are so close to their skin that you can see every single muscle. on purpose. anyway, he runs the campsite because he loves camping because he's a bear (again, opposites attract). i love him. he's my big bro. like, HANDS OFF MY BIG BRO, FLORA! GO DATE NANA! but like.... ThEyRe A cUtE cOuPLeEeEe....
rolf
basically he's the old man in this whole shenanigan. he's the responsible adult. who lives in a jungle. cool, right? yeah. he's my grandpa. EVERYONE'S grandpa actually. but basically, he lives in a garden full of weeds and junk and he literally loves to complain. so we just rant for hours (in my mind since i cant rly answer him in-game). every island needs a cranky. i don't care if you hate old men, these guys are just HILARIOUS. and obviously no romance in his life except his dead wife. RIP, glinda.
ken
ken thinks he's so hot and amazing, but he's not, he's an emo chicken and he's not even good at that, he's DARK BLUE, not BLACK, but its so funny how he thinks he's friggin' jesus or something. he lives in this zen bamboo forest fit for a zen master, but its ironic, bc zen masters should be brave, and he's a CHICKEN. HAHAHAHHAHA-- no offense ken
ruby
she's a creepy moon rabbit, but she's my creepy moon rabbit. i love her because she's adorable, sweet, and so, so funny. basically i have this group of peppies that are like my best friends and we always talk, and she's part of that. also, how convenient is it that she's a MOON RABBIT on MOON ISLE? like, shoutout to my taste in villagers for being the best. she likes felicity.
bunnie
she's ruby's sister and they live in the same area. she's part of the best friends group and she is literally my bestie. she always gives me stuff and she's so kind to me all the time. and she's like a pop star and stuff. her and ruby share a dad but not a mom so like that's why they don't look the same at all. ruby's older. yeah. bunnie doesn't really have any romance going on despite being a peppy villager, but teddy and flora intrigue her. she knows the tea.
felicity
she is the only kitty on my island. she's also the princess of my island. everyone respects her. she's best friends with ruby. she's also the girl who lives in the flower field. oh yeah, and she's part of the best friends group. she's also as straight as it gets, so she doesn't like ruby back. sadly. or maybe not. some people are better single.
graham
he is like a little boss. he runs the whole business. except for Resident Services. and my island. he runs Graham's Goods, the BIGGEST orchard on my island. it's like 15 trees. anyway, he is a creepy little computer dude who has a crush on these pop stars, chrissy and francine, and is very very nerdy. idk why i have him but he's starting to grow on me bc of my past as a nerd. oh god. oh well. he's okay... ig....
wow, that was a lot. okay, so what gossip do you guys have on your island? TELL ME THE TEA!!!!