The "Things Nobody Would Ever Say" Game

[Cress]

Oh no! I have to type 1,000 words for my essay, but I can only type 1,500! Will I get in trouble for writing more?

 

[Capella]

crystal is so pro

 

[Kaboombo]

Oh look! It says right here if I click this button I will receive $100 cash for free. I'll do it!

 

[f11]

crystal is so pro

gamora is cool

 

[Kaboombo]

I'm gonna go jump off a cliff so I can break all of my limbs and maybe even die!

 

[Cress]

Wow! A $2.63 GameStop Gift Card! What could I buy with it?

 

[Kaboombo]

I'm not going to eat chocolate for the rest of my life.

 

[BowserFanGurl1999]

"I'm going to touch my grandma!"

 

[Fawning]

A room full of excited little puppies that are all mine to play with??? nah, i think i'll pass.

 

[Leela]

"I'm going to touch my grandma!"

OMG I'm dying XD

You know who's cool? Aquaman.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Smash Brothers is overrated.

 

[brownboy102]

I hate the 3DS I just paid 200$ for, so imma smash it against a wall and then bury it in my backyard, instead of returning it and getting the money back!

 

[Swiftstream]

I hate sleep.

 

[brownboy102]

I hate sleep.

(Not joking, I actually say that..)

 

[ellabella12345]

I hate animal crossing

- - - Post Merge - - -

lets be obvious here

 

[#1 Senpai]

I hate the Eiffel tower!

 

[ellabella12345]

i have 10 boyfriends a girlfriend

they all love me

 

[Kaboombo]

I'm going on a diet.

 

[#1 Senpai]

I'm going to climb the tallest mountain

 

[ellabella12345]

i love humidity