Selling My Cherries: Shop price!

[Aronthaer]

Greetings, my children. I do not have much time left with you all before I move to the next plane of existence, and I wish to transfer the vestiges of my power into a more... mortal... vessel. However, I'm one of those old, corrupt gods who sit around all cranky-like with the long white beards and stuff so long story short it's gonna cost you. For 99,999 TBT Bells you get this FANTASTIC deal:

1. 17 Cherry collectible minions who will follow your every word and command.
2. I will resign my user title "Cherry God" and offer it upon you as a gift
3. I will make u a perfect cherry collectible for use as your profile pic or sig filler
4. I'll give you the ability to fly not really

OR

I'm selling cherries, make some offers. everything above is a JOKE.

 

[Nightmares]

I would, but I am too poor ;-;

I wish you good luck //gracious bow

 

[tearypastel]

honestly same

 

[mogyay]

so 222 tbt per cherry, way more than the highest guidleline price and a lame and annoying title??? no thnx lol

 

[Aronthaer]

so 222 tbt per cherry, way more than the highest guidleline price and a lame and annoying title??? no thnx lol

plus u get to fly

 

[Stil]

just stop..

 

[Nightmares]

so 222 tbt per cherry, way more than the highest guidleline price and a lame and annoying title??? no thnx lol

Blasmephyyyyyyyyyyysyhs6haygay

 

[f11]

cringe

 

[ZetaFunction]

Nope.

I already have enough welfare fruit as it is, smh scalpers these days

 

[cIementine]

oh dear lmao, i'm cringing.
is the price negotiable?

 

[Minties]

Nope.

I already have enough welfare fruit as it is, smh scalpers these days

But babby wants to try to be one of the cool kids with his line up

 

[Aronthaer]

oh dear lmao, i'm cringing.
is the price negotiable?

The price is a joke tbh, but if you're actually interested make a reasonable offer.

When people take me seriously...

 

[Ashtot]

xD

 

[cIementine]

The price is a joke tbh, but if you're actually interested make a reasonable offer.

When people take me seriously...

when people take me not taking someone seriously seriously.. i was kidding lmao?

 

[Aronthaer]

when people take me not taking someone seriously seriously.. i was kidding lmao?

What if I took you seriously because I didn't take your not taking seriously seriously, seriously though?

 

[PeeBraiin]

I'll take it for free since it's worth nothing to me.

me tbh
ill offer 100 tbt + my newborn

 

[cIementine]

What if I took you seriously because I didn't take your not taking seriously seriously, seriously though?

then i would probably not take your taking me seriously because you didn't take my no taking seriously seriously seriously, seriously.

 

[Nightmares]

I'll ofter all 6 cosmos, an egg, 6TBT, and a free invitation to Team Collectible Losers

 

[Aronthaer]

then i would probably not take your taking me seriously because you didn't take my no taking seriously seriously seriously, seriously.

are you serious?

 

[skarmoury]

How much are you looking for a cherry? I'd like to offer 100 tbt for it since it seems like you have a ton :>
(also wow misleading title much, just cut to the chase lmao)