If You Were a Stripper/Burlesque Dancer What Would Your Name Be?

[KaydeeKrunk]

Big Legs.

Thunder Thighs is better

this is what I think of big legs

 

[okaimii]

Thunder Thighs is better

Thunder Thighs is overused tho

 

[Acruoxil]

Thunder Thighs is overused tho

ham hands would suit you more nina

 

[okaimii]

ham hands would suit you more nina

but i'm not hank

 

[Acruoxil]

but i'm not hank

ur all for skyler though

ok how about bitchy booty

 

[pickle inkii.]

A list of super-exotic original stripper names:
John Smith
Bob Johnson
Jeff Williams
Robert Brown
James Miller
durnuld turmp

 

[Thunder]

Thunder Thighs is overused tho

****, back to the drawing board.

 

[Beardo]

****, back to the drawing board.

Lol, when I saw you posted on here, Thunder Thighs was my first thought. Too bad, I feel like it would work for you.

 

[Goth]

My name would be Thottie

 

[EgotisticalKarp]

My name would be The Eternal Pole to symbolize my love for the pole. I pray to it every night, it fills me wit a wonderful feeling as i gracefully wrap my body around the shimmering pole, exposing my body to the masses for money. The pole reminds me of my father who left me to become the world famous pole dancer, Shaquille O' Neal. I still remember his parting words that he left me from when I was born grasping for a pole. "Believe in nothing except the pole." He then rode his rocket pole off into the sky. Some say he is pole dancing on Uranus, waiting for the day the world finally realizes his talent.

 

[pepperado]

Thanks to a Stripper Name Generator, I'd be Princess Heavenbomb.

 

[HalfsideClark]

I am the well know Chesty Sunnykiss

 

[A l i c e.]

Jugs Magee

 

[Bowie]

Little Wendy.

 

[in-a-pickle]

blonde ambition

 

[Brad]

Chevron, or Felicity.

 

[PeeBraiin]

Brown sugar

 

[Acruoxil]

Brown sugar

more like sassy egg

 

[teto]

Bambi Longlegs

 

[A l i c e.]

Bambi Longlegs

yer mum is dead