If You Were a Stripper/Burlesque Dancer What Would Your Name Be?

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

I just did the simulator and got "Sparkle Swallows".
waay better than my last one ha

 

[Kapriznyy]

Stripping still seems like a good profession, I mean, good exercise, virtually free money because men ogle me constantly anyways, I might as well get money for it right? And it's like really good for self confidence!

The second I read this sentence I was just going "no, no, no, no, no, no, NO"

People who have the privilege of turning to stripping and doing it in a high class environment with great security might have a good time, maybe. Everyone else? No. Very, very no. I don't even know where to begin so I'm just going to leave it at this.

 

[Gusmanak]

Mr.Rodgers

 

[Contessa]

Land Ho

*Credit to my friend Isabella*

Well if you're taking that then I guess I'll go to plan B: little Ho Peep

 

[tae]

o k

 

[Mega_Cabbage]

Spice Cheeks

 

[emmareid]

JUGS

 

[Llust]

diamomd lustridge
what the fukc

 

[Thunder]

thunder thighs

 

[Jacob]

Satan's kiss

 

[N e s s]

I AM HELGA

 

[Xerolin]

Jugs McSparkles

 

[xiaonu]

Something short , sweet, and simple. Idk probably something over used like Candy.

 

[Acruoxil]

Little D

You'd say otherwise in bed

 

[Squidward]

Obliterator 2000

 

[Alienfish]

I AM HELGA

Was that just an 'Allo 'allo reference? ;o;

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Mr.Rodgers

i'm crying
this thread is golden

 

[Xerolin]

i'm crying
this thread is golden

indeed

 

[ObeseMudkipz]

Spoiler: NSFW?

CLassi spelt with an "i" and a little **** that hangs of the "C" and bends around and ****s the "L" out of th "A-S-S"

Prolly something sexy

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Now I'm convinced we need to open a TBT strip club.