Your Dream Guy/Girl

[Zeiro]

a beard is a must

he must also be manry ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

 

[Aradai]

Has to bear my stupid jokes and puns
Funny, too.
Be on my best friends' good side (we three promised to smack each other's exes)
Can play games with me.
Have an adorable face that I can pinch
Be more athletic than me, cus I'm so puny and weak.
And of course, likes me back (duh)

Yeah.

 

[Pathetic]

harry

um well id l ike a nice guy?? who is patient??? because i like...to rant...if im the mood...and im kind of anxious. ill worry like every 5 seconds and i hope he'll put up w me lmao! Idk just some1 who is nice, patient, respectful all that stuff..
[i also rlly like boys w curly hair and/or freckles so] i could say other stuff but idk

 

[epona]

willing to help me dye my hair and sing high school musical karaoke duets with me

 

[debinoresu]

umm my only preference physically might be , earrings

thats it, I just picture him as blank nothingness with a personality and earrings. or maybe just one earring. or lots of piercings holy ****, please have at least one piercing future boyfriend guy im begging you

blank canvas with hella piercings

hed have to have a good sense of humor. irritable, likes keeping things rl and gets pissed at people who do not keep it rl, not afraid to say when hes pissed or anything. a total nerd. likes playing with hair. either a dog person, a bird person who also likes dogs, or a cat person who can warm up to dogs bc I am 100% having a dog and id like to try to adjust to cats more. pretty patient. would probably be a little blunt. not the super nicest guy ever? but totally the coolest raddest guy. that way we could be mean *******s together

that, jontron, or leon kennedy please & ty

 

[Aradai]

umm my only preference physically might be , earrings

thats it, I just picture him as blank nothingness with a personality and earrings. or maybe just one earring. or lots of piercings holy ****, please have at least one piercing future boyfriend guy im begging you

blank canvas with hella piercings

hed have to have a good sense of humor. irritable, likes keeping things rl and gets pissed at people who do not keep it rl, not afraid to say when hes pissed or anything. a total nerd. likes playing with hair. either a dog person, a bird person who also likes dogs, or a cat person who can warm up to dogs bc I am 100% having a dog and id like to try to adjust to cats more. pretty patient. would probably be a little blunt. not the super nicest guy ever? but totally the coolest raddest guy. that way we could be mean *******s together

that, jontron, or leon kennedy please & ty

I love your definition.

Earrings are hella rad

Leon Kennedy is bae.

 

[tinytaylor]

oh wow ok this is a thing now.

i don't really look for anything in people, love just kind of happens? but you've gotta let me wear your sweatshirts/jackets (make sure it smells like you) and your hats. and you've gotta be able to kill bugs and have a personality, funny guys are nice.

 

[Hana-Nezumi]

When I was younger, I really wanted a nice jock. A basketball player, aggressive, passionate, and outgoing with his friends, but who would ALWAYS be sweet and caring with me, call me cute things and give me gifts. Someone a little dumb, but well-meaning and kind. Or an army man! Around my age and a little beefy. Very masculine, charming and sociable.

But what I got instead was an antisocial skinny dork bank teller. 9 years older than me with premature gray hairs. Plays World of Warcraft and Minecraft, and has a hard time expressing his feelings. With a tasteless sense of humor who says crass things all the time because he just doesn't know any other way to be. Lazy, stubborn, and opinionated. Who criticizes and makes fun of me all the time but is actually really caring. Who supports me and takes care of me when I'm sick and is always there for me. Who always listens to me and does his best to understand. And he's more perfect than I could have ever imagined. <3

 

[Chromie]

When I was younger, I really wanted a nice jock. A basketball player, aggressive, passionate, and outgoing with his friends, but who would ALWAYS be sweet and caring with me, call me cute things and give me gifts. Someone a little dumb, but well-meaning and kind. Or an army man! Around my age and a little beefy. Very masculine, charming and sociable.

But what I got instead was an antisocial skinny dork bank teller. 9 years older than me with premature gray hairs. Plays World of Warcraft and Minecraft, and has a hard time expressing his feelings. With a tasteless sense of humor who says crass things all the time because he just doesn't know any other way to be. Lazy, stubborn, and opinionated. Who criticizes and makes fun of me all the time but is actually really caring. Who supports me and takes care of me when I'm sick and is always there for me. Who always listens to me and does his best to understand. And he's more perfect than I could have ever imagined. <3

This sounds depressing.

 

[Hana-Nezumi]

This sounds depressing.

Really? How? Maybe I was too harsh describing the negative things. That's just how he is on the outside. On the inside he's really smart, kind, respectful, and loving. We're perfect for each other.

My point is that he's in no way the guy I was "dreaming" of, but he should have been, because I wouldn't trade him for anything in the world.

 

[Kildor]

Heh. . .ummm （〃д〃）
*buries head*
Well i'd want someone who was kind and smart, so we both could take care of each other. But someone whos really loud and confident, and not shy like me. Someone to push me out of my comfort zone. someone who loves to smile a lot. Maybe someone who plays sports, because i really like to watch sports but i can't play myself. Oh and if they just so happened to like anime and or video games i would totally want to marry them ヽ(；▽；)ノ i'd want someone who is a total gentleman.
I don't really care about looks, because its about whats on the inside that counts but-
. . .
*crawls into corner*
i really like guys with brown hair
too bad it seems like most gentleman have either gone extinct or are all hibernating at the moment.

This crushed me


I don't really have a dream girl, but ..

A girl with short hair, or semi-long. Ponytails are fine.
Really down to earth, has pearly whites, and likes to smile and laugh alot.
One who laughs at my crappy jokes.
One who is very bright and clever, energetice and sporty ( the latter isn't really necessary)
If she happens to play video games or love to watch anime, she is a keeper.
One who likes to read books.
Culinary skills = over 9000 (i love to eat okay )
I don't know why, but I find girls with glasses cute. Like two of my previous crushes wear glasses. (My dream girl doesn't really need to wear glasses though!)
And finally, someone who will love me for who I am. That's just what I really want anyway, oh and cuddles.

 

[Alice]

I likea dem gurls. But no seriously, I really don't have an ideal girlfriend as far as looks go. I've been pretty relaxed as far as standards are concerned in general. Which probably explains some of my relationship troubles. I guess I'd just like someone I can be comfortable being around? I've had enough friction for one life time. I guess I have a passion for cooking and baking? Well, passion might not be the right word... I like to do it my free time to pass idle time. Maybe someone to bake with? Baking is fun. Maybe someone who likes b horror movies, and someone who likes to play crappy 2-player snes games. Someone who wont tickle me, after telling them not to. Someone who will have enough patience to teach me how to draw, perhaps. Someone who'll find my glasses after I lose them again (I'm blind)... again. Someone to watch hilariously bad anime dubs with me. Someone who'll have enough patience to wait for me to fall asleep before they do. Oh, and I seem to play with my hair a lot, as I tie my pens and stylus's up in my hair. It'd be nice to have someone who looks at me long enough to notice and warn me before I go out the door. QQ.

I'm a butt.

 

[BATOCTO]

a nice guy who can tolerate my love for animal crossing and pokemon
sadly most of my exes didn't like my addiction to those games

 

[Lady Timpani]

Idk tbh I like all types of girls? Tall, short, butch, femme, androgynous. Whatever man. Personality-wise, I don't have much of a preference either. The only thing I can say is that I've had a lot of crushes on girls who are kind of quiet and sweet but can open up to me. I also like really funny and caring girls as well. I think my type is the shy girls though.

Idk I don't think I've ever given this much thought. I just get crushes on whoever lol.

 

[radical6]

uhh
im more attracted to butch girls so. i love the "bad" girls too. theyre just so cool. if theyre like a biker thats even more cool. if theyre like confident and brave and dont take **** then hell yeaaa. +1 if they like sj stuff. im attracted to older girls too. girls are cool yes. but i also like quiet girls!! but the cool badass chicks take my heart

for dudes idk. i like nerdy guys kinda???? idk i love glasses on dudes as well lol. if they have fluffy hair thats cuter. they have to be funny?? idk?? and if theyre a **** then ill punch them. i like to be mean to guys so they have to deal with that or no but i will be more hesitant about dudes cuz ehh. i will probably be more critical of them, i suppose. but if theyre like some alpha loser who wants to be all dominant then thats a huge turnoff. but yeah i love carefree/naive/funny guys

for nonbinary people idk tbh. if theyre chill then thats cool. if they can laugh with me and stuff then thats cooler. id probably want a relationship where we could both talk about politics a lot but still be able to joke around. dont really have a preference for looks

 

[Cazqui]

Sempai<3

 

[Squeaks]

My ideal partner

Stupidly good looking
Stupid stubble
Stupid bedhead in the morning
Stupidly tall like wtf
Lets me bite his face and stubble
Sings songs we both hate and gets them stuck in our heads
Sits on his butt all day with me when I don't feel like doing anything
A big neerrrrrdd looking at neerrrrd things on the computer
Makes me coffee every morning
Lets me test new recipes on him
Is super ticklish and likes tickle fights
Squeaks back at me when I squeak at him

Oh, wait, I already have this person.
lmao wow so sappy ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
this thread makes me sappy I need to disappear ; A ; bye forever

 

[Clara Oswald]

I have no care for looks to be honest it's about what in the inside, but someone who is nice looking is a bonus
Someone will love me for who I am.
Someone who will play pokemon with me.
Someone who loves doctor who (if he dosent but still watches it with me that's great too)
Someone who dosent care that my favourite movies are things like Lilo and Stitch and Totoro
Someone who is smart and interesting
Someone who supports me even though I never say what's wrong
Someone who likes food and will try new foods with me
Someone who respects me and who would never push me out if my comfort zone

I can't really say, I haven't met the right person yet but if I do then I guess the list will change to their characteristics. It's either these or the person I have a crush on (but that's hopeless lol)

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

I LOVE IT. Well you aren't livin life unless you yolo a little, right? Lol. Perf description of both, really. I 100% agree with the pj's one for girls, because I IN MY PJ'S ALL THE TIME (except I'm not one of those girls who goes to the store in their pj's ew no).

I am the loseriest loser and I have too many feelings.

It's a good thing I'm taken.

 

[Lassy]

This sounds depressing.

Errr- he actually sounds sweet, he cares a lot about her. Who cares about the physic? The most important is that he loves her and treasures her.