Your Dream Guy/Girl

I only want to marry Cooking Mama :')
(wait... I am cooking mama... ****.)

future-lady needs to be:
-rrrreeeeaaaaalllll cute
-real smart
-real funny
-real ambitious and driven to live her goals
-willing to camp out
-able to appreciate beer (idk if I can trust a girl who doesn't appreciate a beer)
-into animal crossing and such
-responsible enough to not expect me to pay for everything
-able to tolerate my movie snob tendencies and be able to put up with highbrow films
-overall neato and cool and did I mention cute?
 
Y'all are some damaged people

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But I love all of your replies. I would've responded to each one, but I feel asleep. Lol sorry. At least you guys are putting your opinion out there, that's pretty cool.
 
Ummmmm...let's see. I can't be too picky, someone will love me eventually /sobs/

-Likes Disney movies (I'm serious, while most people do, if you don't I will never love you.
-Red hair, green eyes.
-Pretty voice.
-Funny, but not too outgoing (maybe even shy)
-Likes nature
-Loves to eat

I pretty much described Ariel
 
I like dorks with jokes.

I don't know, you make me laugh without being annoying or mean, you're it.
 
Ummmmm...let's see. I can't be too picky, someone will love me eventually /sobs/

-Likes Disney movies (I'm serious, while most people do, if you don't I will never love you.
-Red hair, green eyes.
-Pretty voice.
-Funny, but not too outgoing (maybe even shy)
-Likes nature
-Loves to eat

I pretty much described Ariel

I was thinking the girl from brave
 
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for reals though
- frickin neeeerd
- not short hair
- will go to comic con with me
- taller than me (i'm ridiculously short though so)
- likes musical theatre (read: will tolerate me singing it a lot, very badly)
- not an excessive sports fan
- lazy
- likes superheroes (comics, films, idk)
 
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its hard for me to be specific about this, so...

- they need to have the same or similar interests as i do (gaming/fandoms/movies/etc), obviously dont have to have ALL the same traits but yeah, no opposites please
- they need to be cute and frickable
- loyal, kind, attention-giving, handsy, affectionate, supportive, not minding clinginess to a degree
- they also need to be able to handle my sex drive and mental issues

thats mostly off the top of my head, to be pretty vague. i prefer men, but also like women, so yeah. im sure theres more i didnt think of orz
 
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