The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I have a list of my favorite names for the baby if it’s a girl. Which do you like? Jennifer, Endive, or Treblinka?”
“You yokel! You can’t name a baby after a concentration camp!”
“Really? I thought it was the name of one of those cute little fairies from Cinderella.”
“What kind of idiot thinks about naming a baby after a Nazi death camp?!”
“I HOPE MY WATER BREAKS ALL OVER YOUR FUR COATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

[rocketspruggs]

"And now we'll have a greeting from the new students representative."

[Asmodeus gets up from his seat in the audience and walks up to the stage.]

"The representative of the new students, Asmodeus."

"What a hottie!"

"So that's what he looks like!"

Oh, curse me, please!"

"Yeah, he's alright."

"Uh, what?"

"He's a perfect distraction."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I wish that I could find a man that half liked me….”
“Can the other half be made of chocolate?”

 

[QueenCobra]

“Mother wanted me to come out in a kimono, so we had quite a fight.”