• Your hard work restoring The Bell Tree has paid off! A commemorative Shiny Ditto Easter Egg has now appeared in the Shop for 99 Bells.
  • Easter season is here! Here's what we have going on at The Bell Tree:
    • The egg decorating contest is back! Join TBT’s Fifth Egg Decorating Contest, now with two distinct categories: decorating and painting. Entries must be submitted by April 9th.
    • Starting this Friday at 7PM EDT, follow clues to search for eggs around the forum in TBT's Thirteenth Annual Easter Egg Hunt. New eggs will appear throughout the weekend and the hunt ends on April 6th!
    • Customize your profile by spending bells on any of our three recurring backdrops.

The out of context quotes thread

“You ruined the sanctity of the teachers’ lounge!”
“If you don’t read my ‘Zombie Blood Chronicles’, you’re not my mother!”
 
“Wow, Bender. Are you and the ship an item? I mean I know you're both items but-- How can you date a ship anyway? It'd be like me dating a really fat lady. And living inside her.”
 
“Remember, crime doesn’t pay!”
“How much does being a superhero pay?”
*Superhero looks at kid in silence of reflection for a few seconds before flying through bank wall and then flying off with bags of money*
 
“When else are you going to be able to say ‘This movie is about appliances stopping Nazi toasters from Mars bent on destroying humanity?’”
 
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