Helga (As the Debbies come walking by her and Milo): Hi Debbie! Hi Debbie! Hi Debbie! Hi Debbie! Hi Debbie!
*The Debbie’s all stop walking and stare at Helga and shudder in disgust*
Debbies (In unison): Ewwwww!
*The Debbie’s then resume talking to each other and continue walking as if they were one being*
Helga (Waving): Bye Debbie! Bye Debbie! Bye Debbie! Bye Debbie! Bye Debbie!
Actual conversation I had with another Cashapp scammer
Scammer: Where are you now?
Me: The Earth
Scammer: Did you like to receive check or home delivery
Me: What’s a check?
Scammer: Send me your address
Me: What’s an address? Is it a type of kitty? I like kitties. Especially when they say Woof!
Scammer: Your House address
Me: What’s a house? Is it a type of birdie?
“Of course the Super Friends are racist! I originally went by Supervolt but then Aqua Man decides that I should be called Black Vulcan instead. And so I said to him, ‘Yeah? Well how about I call you Whitefish?!’”
“Our plane crashed on an ice floe and we were stranded there for over a year but thanks to this melon-headed man child and the query of the internet, we were rescued not only 24 hours ago.”
“We never lost hope that we’d see you again, Helga, even when the food ran out and we were forced to eat the other passengers.”
“That must of been horrible!”
“Oh you have no idea. Here *pulls out a string of teeth* I made you a necklace from their teeth. *Puts it on around Helga’s neck*”
“Uh thanks.”
“Now let’s go home!”
“Helga Fugly, I leave you in the custody of your parents.”
*Everyone but Mrs Hubbard cheer*
“Why Helga! You look good enough to eat!”
*Helga gasps and looks horrified as her parents take her home”
