Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m teaching Helga here how to proselytize.”
“She’s learning how to turn tricks?”
“She’s learning how to turn tricks?”
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The out of context quotes thread
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“My life is a bacon wrapped hell on Earth.”
“Can’t say hell.”
“Can’t say hell.”
QueenCobra
yassified for anonymity
*singing* “When a man loves a woman….”
“Which one are you, the man or the woman?”
“Which one are you, the man or the woman?”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Woman wear a dress literally made out of rags talking to some Mice*
“Oh Mina! It’s perfect!”
“Oh wow. It’s uh wow!”
“See?! She’s speechless!”
“She loves it!”
“You do love it, right Princess?”
“Oh uh yeah. Of course I do. It’s just a lot.”
“What does that mean?”
“Oh Mina! It’s perfect!”
“Oh wow. It’s uh wow!”
“See?! She’s speechless!”
“She loves it!”
“You do love it, right Princess?”
“Oh uh yeah. Of course I do. It’s just a lot.”
“What does that mean?”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Do we have to listen?”
“Yeah. You remember what happened to Grandma.”
“SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD WHEN I GIT THERE!”
“Yeah. You remember what happened to Grandma.”
“SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD WHEN I GIT THERE!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Love...”
“Love...”
“And hate...”
“And hate...”
“They like two brothers...”
“Brothers...”
“Who go on a date.”
“Who... what?!”
“Where one of them goes,
other one follows.
You inviting love
he also bringing sorrows.”
“Love...”
“And hate...”
“And hate...”
“They like two brothers...”
“Brothers...”
“Who go on a date.”
“Who... what?!”
“Where one of them goes,
other one follows.
You inviting love
he also bringing sorrows.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“And how’s my little guy this morning?”
“I DON’T KNOW WHY I MARRIED YOU!”
*Baby Sinclair whacks Earl directly in the face with a frying pan and breaks it*
“I DON’T KNOW WHY I MARRIED YOU!”
*Baby Sinclair whacks Earl directly in the face with a frying pan and breaks it*
QueenCobra
yassified for anonymity
“I should call your mother!”
“You’d need a phone to Heaven to do that!”
“Maybe your ma didn’t go to Heaven.”
“You’d need a phone to Heaven to do that!”
“Maybe your ma didn’t go to Heaven.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Is-is she really gonna steal a watering can to hit me in the face with it?”
*You must be new here*
“No I’m not! You guys are the new kids here!”
*Oh yeah*
*You must be new here*
“No I’m not! You guys are the new kids here!”
*Oh yeah*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Females named Sue shall now be known as Millie.”
