The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Walter, there’s a chorus on the lawn.”
“I know. I’d invite them in but they’re all WASPs.”

 

[Bruscoe]

"What are you, president of his fan club?"
"No. That would be your mother."

 

[Croconaw]

“Is it gay or straight to date a non-binary person?”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Oh Your Honor, why must I suffer like this? And what’s wrong with making friends with Fraggles?”
“It says in our rule book that Dozers may only be friends with creatures that are noble and intelligent.”
“Well, who says that Fraggles aren’t noble and intelligent?”
“The rule book.”

 

[Chronos314_XD]

Hey I got you something!! It's a lawsuit.

 

[QueenCobra]

“Change your costume, Mimi! Change it around!”

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"All hail the Virtual Boy!"

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY. Leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused. EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE ****ING TIME,"

 

[rocketspruggs]

"Please tell me your name."

"It's proper to give your name first."

"I'm Sara Chidouin, just Sara is fine."

"I am...Go...Gonbee Yamada...call me Gonbee."

"'Swone old-fashioned name."

"As if yours isn't Cubetaro Hamburger?!"

"That's Q-taro Burgerberg to you!!!"

"Gonbee, huh..."

 

[ShawnFuzz]

"This is a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who!"

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

"I will not be threatened by Mexican food!"

 

[VanitasFan26]

"Nonsense! There is only room for two in this court: me, and the law! Keep the riff-raff out! Out, I say!"

 

[QueenCobra]

“You think I miss him? I miss thrush more than I miss him!”

 

[Bruscoe]

“It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for twelve seconds. HAAA HAHAHAHA”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food"

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food"

a classic

 

[playboii.Journ<3]

• “My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” ― Tina Fey, “Bossypants”
• “Reality continues to ruin my life.” ― Bill Watterson, “The Complete Calvin and Hobbes”
• “Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, Jazzercise; 6:30, dinner with me — I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing...I’m booked.” — The Grinch, “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”
• “Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!” — Charlie Brown
• “When I’m in social situations, I always hold onto my glass. It makes me feel comfortable and secure, and I don’t have to shake hands.” — Larry David

Post automatically merged: May 13, 2025

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“He died?! And this is supposed to be a kids movie!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“As a clown, I think you have a lot of potential.”

 

[rocketspruggs]

"The most amazing hero in the entire world, All Might! The real thing in the flesh standing right in front of me...he looks so much cooler in person! Holy crap, I gotta get an autograph, I've got a pen around here somewhere. Please sign my notebook!"

[Izuku opens his notebook and finds All Might's name in it.]

"He already did! Thank you so much! This will be an heirloom—a family treasure passed down for generations to come!"