The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Walter, there’s a chorus on the lawn.”
“I know. I’d invite them in but they’re all WASPs.”

 

[Bruscoe]

"What are you, president of his fan club?"
"No. That would be your mother."

 

[Croconaw]

“Is it gay or straight to date a non-binary person?”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Oh Your Honor, why must I suffer like this? And what’s wrong with making friends with Fraggles?”
“It says in our rule book that Dozers may only be friends with creatures that are noble and intelligent.”
“Well, who says that Fraggles aren’t noble and intelligent?”
“The rule book.”

 

[Chronos314_XD]

Hey I got you something!! It's a lawsuit.

 

[QueenCobra]

“Change your costume, Mimi! Change it around!”

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"All hail the Virtual Boy!"

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY. Leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused. EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE ****ING TIME,"

 

[rocketspruggs]

"Please tell me your name."

"It's proper to give your name first."

"I'm Sara Chidouin, just Sara is fine."

"I am...Go...Gonbee Yamada...call me Gonbee."

"'Swone old-fashioned name."

"As if yours isn't Cubetaro Hamburger?!"

"That's Q-taro Burgerberg to you!!!"

"Gonbee, huh..."

 

[ShawnFuzz]

"This is a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who!"

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

"I will not be threatened by Mexican food!"

 

[VanitasFan26]

"Nonsense! There is only room for two in this court: me, and the law! Keep the riff-raff out! Out, I say!"

 

[QueenCobra]

“You think I miss him? I miss thrush more than I miss him!”

 

[Bruscoe]

“It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for twelve seconds. HAAA HAHAHAHA”