The Corrupted Wish game.

[Yokie]

Granted, but you fly out of orbit and freezes to death in space.

I wish I had more soda.

 

[Callie]

Granted, but someone shook the can so it explodes on your face and what remains is flat.

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist.

 

[Rover AC]

Granted but all the other bugs miss them and lay waste to the Human race. And it was your fault!

I wish that Tom nook didn't have rodent breath LOL

 

[Callie]

Granted, but his breathe smells like skunk spray.

I wish I didn't have to do reading for my history class this summer.

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

You don't! Now you have to read everything ever written by Shakespeare for English... before school starts. :3c

I wish I could make the world a better place!

 

[Callie]

Granted, but the world you make better is off in another solar system.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[Colour Bandit]

Granted, but now you're an insomniac and suffer from sleep deprivation.

I wish that the 10 Doctor Who Target novels I ordered would arrive.

 

[Callie]

Granted, but they arrive at your neighbor's door and they don't return them to you.

I wish I had two more weeks of summer break.

 

[Colour Bandit]

Granted, but for the whole two weeks you have to stay in bed sick with no videogames, books or anything.

I wish that I could go seal watching again.

 

[Rover AC]

Granted, but all the seals run away at the sight of your face!

I wish that ToontownLeroy, mattman and zantrul come to connect today.

 

[Callie]

Granted, but they don't connect with you.

I wish I could make up my mind about something.

 

[Yokie]

Granted, but you can't handle the stress and pass out.

I wish for a hat.

 

[Callie]

Granted, but it gets up and walks away.

I wish for everything to go swell during the hurricane.

 

[MasterC]

Granted,but it swells up to much.
I wish I wasn't distracted.

 

[Callie]

Granted, but you're only undistracted for a moment.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[Colour Bandit]

Granted, but since you're not in the water you can't breathe.

I wish the BBC would reprint more Target Doctor Who novels.

 

[Callie]

Granted but they rack up the price to 1 bazzilion pounds.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

 

[Colour Bandit]

Granted, but now all the clocks throughout the world are messed up!

I wish that I could draw...

 

[NinjanaMin]

Granted, but then you get harassed for your mad skills

I wish I had lots of money!

 

[ShinyYoshi]

Granted, but then someone robs you!

I wish I couldn't get sick.