The Corrupted Wish game.

[crazyredd45]

granted but it wears of after 2 days

I wish cake could be multi - coloured Unicorn

 

[Josh]

Granted, But you'll become ginger and people will call you copper cab.

I wish that I couldn't get hurt.

 

[crazyredd45]

granted but you're now much more vunerable to emotional pain

Wish i was like cole mcgrath Unicorn

 

[Vex L'Cour]

Granted, but you'll have a fake horn and be forever known as a phony.

I wish that I could be the Robot Unicorn.

 

[sarahbear]

Granted, but you have to bathe every night.
I wish I had wings.

 

[crazyredd45]

granted, but you're like an ostrich and will never fly

I wish i was epic at football Unicorn

 

[Callie]

Granted, but none of the helmets fit you and you get brain damage during your game.

I wish I was no longer sick.

 

[Vex L'Cour]

Granted, you just died from your illness.

I wish that rainbows were more common

 

[crazyredd45]

Granted, but it rains more which means flooding

I wish i had a steak right now

 

[Josh]

Granted,But it'll poison you.

I wish I was extremely cocky...

 

[crazyredd45]

granted, but you become over cocky and nobody likes you and you run away

i wish i had the power to controll water

 

[Callie]

granted, but being around water all the time makes you have to pee a lot

I wish my camera would finish importing these videos

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

It does, but then the files are corrupted D:>

I wish I could eat as much as I wanted and never gain weight

 

[Callie]

Granted, but you're so happy with this ability, that you forget to brush your teeth and you have stank ass breath.

I wish my room was tidy.

 

[Bogmire]

You gain a new stronger metabolism that requires you to continuously eat or else you'll die from starvation.
EDIT: Oh screw you call, your room loses all it's contents.

I wish that when this wish is granted it prevents itself from being granted before it can be granted.

 

[Vex L'Cour]

Granted but the sheer confusion I gained reading that made me chuck norris roundhouse kick you in the face.

I wish I had the powers of Chuck Norris

 

[Bogmire]

You become a newfag forever because Chuck Norris stopped being funny in 2007

I wish I had another lair's paradox.

 

[Callie]

Granted but your brain can't handle it and kersplodes

I wish I had the power to freeze time.

 

[rafren]

Done! but you only froze all clocks

I wish you loved me.

 

[Callie]

Granted, but I become obsessed and stalk you.

I wish I wasn't thirsty.