TBT's 2026 New Year's Party has started! Join us from now until January 11th in eight fun New Year's activities. Earn currency to spend on collectibles and raffle tickets. Get started in The Bulletin Board event thread. Happy New Year!
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Granted, you are now in purgatory
I wish for all the money in the world
Granted, but you get all the money of the world of poor people. You end up with ten cents.
I wish I wasn't lazy n stuff.
granted now you're dead
I wish I didn't come back to this game to ruin it
Granted, but you end up soiling yourself.
I wish days had more than 24 hours.
Granted, there are now 35 hours in an Earth day, but now school days and work are 5 hours longer; thanks jerk
.
I wish I could make cute inanimate objects come to life.
Granted, but now they are Evil and want to kill everyone
I wish for anime and manga to be real
Granted, but it becomes this whole thing where the original real people are discriminated against, so we have a terribly violent civil war.
I wish that eating candy didn't make you gain weight.
Granted,they have no sugar and act like vegitables.
I wish there are no hacks in video games.
Granted, now video games are hard and no one plays them
I wish i didn't have to work so hard in Volleyball in gym
My arms are sore D:
Granted. Now Volleyball is played by letting people throw balls at you (you cant catch them, all you do is sit
)
I wish I could travel the world.
Granted, but it's on foot.
I wish I wasn't so gosh darn tired.
You are not longer tired because you are now permanently wired and hyper O:
I wish I were less lazy!
But then you die.
I wish I wouldn't become supreme dictator of the world.
Granted, instead you become a hobo on the street.
I wish I could have friday off.
Granted but your really ill on that day and can't do anything.
I wish there was no such thing as homwork, and I want it to be illegal to give homework!
granted, but now you get more work in class
I wish It wasn't so cold out and it was summer again
granted, but now you get more work in class
But I don't care because I don't get any H/W!
Granted but you are so hot you can't enjoy the heat and want it to snow...AND IT NEVER WILL!
I wish that I could ride a Llama while slapping a drunk hobo repetitively and the hobo would enjoy it! XD
Granted, but you were having so much fun slapping the hobo that you fail to realize a cliff is in front of you, so you fall and die.
I wish I understood my English assignment.
I wish I understood my English assignment.
Granted, but now you speak Spanish.
I wish I could be my AC:CF character.
Granted, but the power goes out so you die.
I wish I wish I was a fish.