The Clickbait Game

[Neb]

BAT ANNIHILATED IN SECONDS. YOU WON’T BELIEVE HOW

I just had my fourth all nighter in two weeks.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Now I’m literally dead.

I bought an entire set of the Twilight Saga movies

 

[Neb]

JUST PURCHASED RARE COLLECTION OF TRUE CINEMA

My New Horizons save file I spent 245 hours is gone forever.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

But I still have my Sonic 06 save!

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus

 

[Chronos314_XD]

MY MOM WAS CAUGHT IN 4K CHEATING ON DAD WITH SANTA CLAUS (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Had to clean out my cat's litter box earlier.

 

[Bruscoe]

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH MY CAT STINKS UP MY LITTERBOX!!!

I found a penny on the ground

 

[Yoshi155]

FOUND 1 MILLION DOLLARS LYING ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!

I ate some crackers

 

[Chronos314_XD]

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I ATE YESTERDAY!!!!!!! (GONE WRONG)

I read a book yesterday.

 

[You got mail!]

SECRETS EXPOSED IN THIS BOOK THE CONTENTS WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!!

I received mail

 

[Clock]

I RECEIVED A MYSTERIOUS PARCEL FROM FAR AWAY.

I find a rock

 

[Kirbyz]

I FIND THE RAREST MINERAL IN THE WORLD WHILE CAVING IN A DEADLY UNDERGROUND TUNNEL?? (DANGEROUS) (I ALMOST DIE!!!!) (SCARY)

i eat an expired mars bar

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THIS CHOCOLATE BAR... (I DIED?!)

I swallowed a piece of gum.

 

[Chronos314_XD]

i did something horrible... (apology video)

I fell down the stairs by accident

 

[Yoshi155]

FELL DOWN AND BROKE EVERY SINGLE BONE IN MY BODY

Going out to get my mail.

 

[Bruscoe]

TOO TIRED TO GET THE MAIL? GET IT FASTER BY FOLLOWING THESE COOL TRICKS!

I want social media friends

 

[kakapo]

EARN ONE MILLION FOLLOWERS WITH JUST ONE SIMPLE TRICK

I need motivation to finish my math homework

 

[Bruscoe]

GET YOUR HOMEWORK DONE 99% FASTER FOR JUST $99 A MONTH WITH THE NEW AI MATH BOT!

I won a lottery ticket

 

[Chronos314_XD]

I WON A BILLION DOLLARS!!!

Accidentally tripped on a rock lying on the ground

 

[Bruscoe]

HOW I NEARLY GOT CONCUSSED WALKING IN THE PARK! (DEADLY ROCKS?)

I found money in a tree

 

[Midoriya]

HOLY CRAP! I FOUND A WAY THROUGH MINECRAFT TO GENERATE INFINITE REAL LIFE CASH?!? WORLD HUNGER SOLVED?!? WORLD PEACE ACHIEVED?!?!?!?

I just ate a sandwich.