Chuck Norris

[poptart]

This is random, I know, but there's no law against it so I thought, "Hey, why not?"
Anyways, post all your Chuck Norris jokes.
Post all your friends' Chuck Norris jokes.
Post all your friends' friends' Chuck Norris jokes.
(Ok, this is getting a little out of hand...)

If you search 'where is Chuck Norris' on Google and then click 'I'm Feeling Lucky' then this would appear:
(sorry if it strectched the page)

This isn't a Chuck Norris joke, by the way. It's real.


So yeah, start posting your jokes.

 

[Colour Bandit]

I tried the Chuck Norris thing on google and it just comes up with a web page not the one you got
:huh:

 

[[Nook]]

Chuck Norris has a nightlight when he sleeps. Not because he is afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of him.

 

[muffun]

This isn't a Chuck Norris joke, by the way. <big>It's real.</big>

"This page has no affiliation with Google.
Created by Arran Schlosberg"

derp. I believe not.

 

[lilypad]

my personal favorite: chuck norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

 

[muffun]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

 

[Carlist Fern]

Chuck Norris sits down to pee.

Chuck Norris sucks Republican rooster at every chance.

Chuck Norris is a washed-up C-list celebrity who doesn't deserve this notoriety, however pointless it is.

 

[OJ.]

Chuck Norris can edit pdf. files.

Chuck Norris can sing Adam Lambert into submission.

 

[poptart]

This isn't a Chuck Norris joke, by the way. <big>It's real.</big>

"This page has no affiliation with Google.
Created by Arran Schlosberg"

derp. I believe not.

No, I know that. That's why I circled it has no affiliation with Google. It's a real webpage just not a real Google webpage.

 

[AnimalCrossingGurrl]

there is not a chin behind that red beard but a third fist.

 

[lightningbolt]

If Chuck Norris has 5 bucks, and you have 5 bucks, Chuck Norris has more money

 

[Jrrj15]

Whats 2x Chuck norris... Chuck norris cant be multiplied

 

[Darkwind]

Chuck norris once visited the virgin islands.

they are now called the islands.

 

[MrCrazyDavis]

When Chuck Noris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd.

 

[Elliot]

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he bowls 1 pin and the rest fall down.

When the Hulk gets mad, The hulk turns into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't own a house, he walks into people's houses and the people that live there move to another house.

Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked a 10 dollar bill into 200 nickels.

 

[The Sign Painter]

I came up with this one myself: Those who Chuck Norris hasn't hunted down are not lucky, they are next.

 

[lightningbolt]

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four, in three turns.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

Bruce Lee kicked the *censored.2.0* outta Chuck Norris.