A Million Dollars, BUT

[Mr.Fox]

....that actually sounds terrible so no.

A million dollars but you lose your sense of taste and smell forever.

 

[Seastar]

No, that sounds too miserable for me.

A million dollars but you have to wear a chicken costume for a year.

 

[Plainbluetees]

No problem, I can just get a part-time at Al’s Toy Barn. I can’t believe I have to drive all the way to work on a Saturday!
in all seriousness though I would.

A million dollars, but you need to eat 500 pounds of shrimp jambalaya.

 

[Xara]

i hate shrimp but,, yeah i’d do it lmao

a million dollars but you can never sleep again

 

[Jessi]

Pfft I never sleep anyway

A million dollars but you can never have the internet again

 

[Midoriya]

Fine with me. I’ll just change my lifestyle.

A million dollars, but you’re bored all the time. Everything is boring to you, no matter what it is.

 

[MapleSilver]

Definitely no, I've felt like that before and there's no way I could spend my whole life like that.

A million dollars, but everyone on TBT you've banned in the "You're Banned Game" is actually banned and they all want revenge.

 

[Seastar]

No thanks, I have some friends included in that.

A million dollars but there's now a song stuck in your head that you cannot figure out the origins of no matter how hard you try.

 

[Clock]

That would bother me, in fact its already happening to me today
A million dollars, but every day, a dollar from your account gets lost

 

[Plainbluetees]

Ooh, time for some math! If I was alive for another 50 years we would multiple the number of days in a year by 50, excluding leap years for simplicity. That would mean I’d lose $18,980 over the course of 50 years, but by then, with inflation and whatnot, that’ll most likely be the cost of a gallon of organic milk, so really I’d only be paying a lot for the first few years. So yeah I’d take it

a million dollars, but you have to spend the night in an abandoned Kmart

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Sure beans, since if it’s abandoned no one will bother me for the night.

A million dollars but you can only eat scrambled eggs for breakfast for 3 years.

 

[Maiana]

tbh i already do that (except i eat it with other stuff) so yeah <:

A million dollars but you randomly burst into tears throughout the day.

 

[Jhine7]

^Tears of joy from being rich.

A million dollars but you can never have another pet.

 

[Mr.Fox]

Wow...every time I check in on this thread it's something I won't do lol No pets is a deal breaker for me...in every life scenario.

A million dollars but you can never answer a question again in your lifetime.

 

[Clock]

No thanks
A million dollars, but you can only have one pet for the rest of your life

 

[princess.looking.for.frog]

I am fine with that! I would buy a macaw that would probably outlive me anyway because they can live till like 60 sometimes :/

A million dollars but you can’t play any Zelda game ever again

 

[Plainbluetees]

sure, I don’t play zelda.

a million dollars but you can only wear the same clothes for a year

 

[SmoochsPLH]

as long as i can shower then im fine, sure!

a million dollars, but you have to reset your animal crossing island once a year. >:3c

 

[Seastar]

No way. I don't do resetting.

A million dollars but you lose all memory of where it came from and the FBI is investigating you.

 

[cool sword]

I'll do it... maybe I'm an alien and I can have a cute romance with an fbi agent

a million dollars but you can only watch one YouTuber for the rest of your life