Never Ending Story.

[Stevey Queen]

..lucky soul named Jamisha. She was a beautiful, sassy, Jamaican teenage woman. And now she had to go on an epic quest to survive on planet Earth all by herself.

 

[Gummy]

Before Jamisha left for her journey, however, she needed to make sure to stop at McDonalds and gets some fries and a milkshake.

 

[Sora]

As she pulled up to the window, she realized no one else survived except...

 

[Juicebox]

the Chinese Hamburglar. He extended his hand to Jamisha and...

 

[Sora]

she slapped it to the ground and said, "...

 

[Kaiaa]

"Find me Mayor McCheese! I know he had to survive, holed up in that hamburger vault of his!"

 

[Lauren]

She then walked into McDonalds to see whether there was any food prepared!

 

[Juicebox]

And there was! There was vegetarian tofu burgers and...

 

[Stevey Queen]

Jamisha was like "aww hell nah!" Jamisha was on a strict no vegetarian tofu diet. So Jamisha had to make her own mcdonalds. She went to the freezer and..

 

[Juicebox]

... stuck the Hamburglar on the side of the head with a hatchet. She then ground up his body...

 

[Lauren]

Slapped it on the grill and drooled at the smell then...

 

[Stevey Queen]

she did a funky little booty pop dance as her burger was cooking. Then suddenly..

 

[Juicebox]

a wild zubat appeared! She...

 

[Wrathie83]

Hit it with a shoe until it was

 

[Bambi]

Dead. Then an alien came and said "would you like to come to my ship? Were serving Taquito's"

 

[Stevey Queen]

Taquito's. Jamisha's weakness. She had no choice. She walked into the U.F.O. with the alien. The aliens were having a crazy Hispanic rave party..with Lady Gaga music playing in the background. One could describe it as "heaven".

Then..

 

[Juicebox]

she saw her ex-boyfriend there. OMG...

 

[Joey]

She ran up to him and slapped him across the face...

 

[Rover AC]

The boyfriend exclaimed, rubbing his sore cheek. In which Jamisha replied...​

 

[Juicebox]

"Because I'm feeling...