..lucky soul named Jamisha. She was a beautiful, sassy, Jamaican teenage woman. And now she had to go on an epic quest to survive on planet Earth all by herself.
Jamisha was like "aww hell nah!" Jamisha was on a strict no vegetarian tofu diet. So Jamisha had to make her own mcdonalds. She went to the freezer and..
Taquito's. Jamisha's weakness. She had no choice. She walked into the U.F.O. with the alien. The aliens were having a crazy Hispanic rave party..with Lady Gaga music playing in the background. One could describe it as "heaven".