Many years ago, on Miiverse, I was popular for my song parodies. I posted funny screenshots of Mario Kart 8, and wrote song parodies. They were normally just an excerpt, but these are just a few I saved. I had a rivalry with the Shy Guy character, so these particular ones were written about him. I wanted to share, so I hope you enjoy them!
Opinions are welcome. Constructive criticism is also welcome. Positive comments are always welcome!
Rowin’- Parody of Creepin’
♪♪ Shy Guy skating on that iced floor,
attacked by me and many more,
From across this land I can hear him ROW,
we all hear that Shy Guy come,
Just a rowin', Rowin', rowin', rowin'
I got a boomerang so you better run,
One throw from my hand, and you'll be gone.
With that mask you look kinda shady,
I can see you coming,
I can hear the ROWin',
Just a rowin', Rowin', rowin, rowin' ♪♪
Shy Guy ‘Rowdown - Parody of Small Town Throwdown
♪♪ Saying ROW is all you do,
don't you have nothing else to say?
Throw that bomb and you'll be rekt,
chasing 'round Shy Guys all day.
Got triple greens, n' fire, too.
You know who's gonna win this fight?
It's a Shy Guy ROWdown!
It's time to throw those shells,
take them Shy Guys down.
Yeah, It's a Shy Guy ROWdown! ♪♪
Untitled
♪♪ How much Shy Guy do you think I can take?
‘Cause your balloons, they will break,
the balloons that won't pop, I'll take.
My disdain for you is real,
I love your little ROW, oh, that's sarcasm, don't you know?
Went down easy, like a cake with one layer.
Shy Guy filled with fear, stalking from the rear,
I search for them, red or white,
with his last balloon, he holds on tight! ♪♪
Row - Parody of Smoke
♪♪ Comes preying right onto the skin of my back so closely,
he'll be the first Shy Guy I want when I start playing.
He's getting so close, it's ticking me off,
I'm gonna start chasin' him down.
He's ROW!
I lure him in like a pro, he's my target and I think he knows!
Triple greens, he's not that far.
Yeah, he'll be triple-trolled, you can hear him ride and ROW! ♪♪
Untitled
♪♪ With a boom, he was gone.
Threw an item straight at him, blew up in under ten!
Never put up much of a fight,
playing in a Mercedes is just not right,
And now he's going down,
screaming ROW, ROW, ROW!
It's all green shells flying, better off not trying!
Soon enough, Shy Guy will be done,
he won't be having any fun!
ROW, ROW, ROW, ROW, ROW, ROW, ROW, ROW, ROW, ROW! ♪♪
Opinions are welcome. Constructive criticism is also welcome. Positive comments are always welcome!
Rowin’- Parody of Creepin’
♪♪ Shy Guy skating on that iced floor,
attacked by me and many more,
From across this land I can hear him ROW,
we all hear that Shy Guy come,
Just a rowin', Rowin', rowin', rowin'
I got a boomerang so you better run,
One throw from my hand, and you'll be gone.
With that mask you look kinda shady,
I can see you coming,
I can hear the ROWin',
Just a rowin', Rowin', rowin, rowin' ♪♪
Shy Guy ‘Rowdown - Parody of Small Town Throwdown
♪♪ Saying ROW is all you do,
don't you have nothing else to say?
Throw that bomb and you'll be rekt,
chasing 'round Shy Guys all day.
Got triple greens, n' fire, too.
You know who's gonna win this fight?
It's a Shy Guy ROWdown!
It's time to throw those shells,
take them Shy Guys down.
Yeah, It's a Shy Guy ROWdown! ♪♪
Untitled
♪♪ How much Shy Guy do you think I can take?
‘Cause your balloons, they will break,
the balloons that won't pop, I'll take.
My disdain for you is real,
I love your little ROW, oh, that's sarcasm, don't you know?
Went down easy, like a cake with one layer.
Shy Guy filled with fear, stalking from the rear,
I search for them, red or white,
with his last balloon, he holds on tight! ♪♪
Row - Parody of Smoke
♪♪ Comes preying right onto the skin of my back so closely,
he'll be the first Shy Guy I want when I start playing.
He's getting so close, it's ticking me off,
I'm gonna start chasin' him down.
He's ROW!
I lure him in like a pro, he's my target and I think he knows!
Triple greens, he's not that far.
Yeah, he'll be triple-trolled, you can hear him ride and ROW! ♪♪
Untitled
♪♪ With a boom, he was gone.
Threw an item straight at him, blew up in under ten!
Never put up much of a fight,
playing in a Mercedes is just not right,
And now he's going down,
screaming ROW, ROW, ROW!
It's all green shells flying, better off not trying!
Soon enough, Shy Guy will be done,
he won't be having any fun!
ROW, ROW, ROW, ROW, ROW, ROW, ROW, ROW, ROW, ROW! ♪♪
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