animalcrisscross
Town Bully
There are definitely some villagers with the wrong personality type and I feel we should discuss them (just cuz). These are just two living in my town that are definitely wrong:
How in the world is Iggly McFatso a jock? What sport does he play? He sure as heck ain't playing football at 2 foot 3 inches, that's for sure. Couldn't possibly be a shot putter with those stubby wings. You're probably thinking sumo wrestler but nope. He's got no lower body strength because his ankles are connected to his hip bones. Maybe he's a hockey goalie but I can't imagine he's any good. Penguins can't even walk on ice without falling on their faces. You can't expect me to believe he can stand on skates.
Yet he's always telling me how he's working out all the time. ***** HOW?! You're physically incapable of doing anything other than crunches, lateral shoulder raises, and waddling. Quit lying!
According to Nookipedia, lazy villagers "have a relaxed, laid-back lifestyle which, in Animal Crossing, goes with their friendly nature and love of food." I've never seen this guy doing anything remotely athletic so I'm definitely not going to take his word for it when he tells me he's a jock. He certainly isn't on a strict Paleo diet or worries about his carbs and bad cholesterol either. Case closed!
Iggly: Lazy
Smug isn't totally wrong for Shep but I'd like to make a case that lazy is much more accurate. Ok be honest, did you not think to yourself, "this guy's definitely a pothead" when you first saw Shep? I know I'm not the only one. If you don't get what I mean, just look at what he'd look like in a Rastafarian hat:
Now tell me with a straight face that this guy is not his identical twin:
You can't. So with that, I've proven beyond all doubt that Shep is in fact a pothead. Nothing wrong with that. But going back to the definition of a lazy villager, two things stand out: "laid-back" and "love of food" (AKA munchies). Does that not describe every stoner? Case closed!
Shep: Lazy
Any other wrong personalities out there?
How in the world is Iggly McFatso a jock? What sport does he play? He sure as heck ain't playing football at 2 foot 3 inches, that's for sure. Couldn't possibly be a shot putter with those stubby wings. You're probably thinking sumo wrestler but nope. He's got no lower body strength because his ankles are connected to his hip bones. Maybe he's a hockey goalie but I can't imagine he's any good. Penguins can't even walk on ice without falling on their faces. You can't expect me to believe he can stand on skates.
Yet he's always telling me how he's working out all the time. ***** HOW?! You're physically incapable of doing anything other than crunches, lateral shoulder raises, and waddling. Quit lying!
According to Nookipedia, lazy villagers "have a relaxed, laid-back lifestyle which, in Animal Crossing, goes with their friendly nature and love of food." I've never seen this guy doing anything remotely athletic so I'm definitely not going to take his word for it when he tells me he's a jock. He certainly isn't on a strict Paleo diet or worries about his carbs and bad cholesterol either. Case closed!
Iggly: Lazy
Smug isn't totally wrong for Shep but I'd like to make a case that lazy is much more accurate. Ok be honest, did you not think to yourself, "this guy's definitely a pothead" when you first saw Shep? I know I'm not the only one. If you don't get what I mean, just look at what he'd look like in a Rastafarian hat:
Now tell me with a straight face that this guy is not his identical twin:
You can't. So with that, I've proven beyond all doubt that Shep is in fact a pothead. Nothing wrong with that. But going back to the definition of a lazy villager, two things stand out: "laid-back" and "love of food" (AKA munchies). Does that not describe every stoner? Case closed!
Shep: Lazy
Any other wrong personalities out there?
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