SolaireOfAstora
After Mon and Tues, even the calendar says WTF
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2,000th Post GIVEAWAY! Pokemon, Pokeheroes, tbt etc.!
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In the name of the Moon, Indeedaroo!
I will take one "Entry" entry please!
An interesting science fact: Most if not all reptiles can survive for an entire year without eating. For example, snakes, and crocodiles.
I think the kindest user on here is, well uh, Pennifer, Alsehapie, Javacado, and King Dad are my top picks I think. Everyone here is so nice though omg.
Haiku:
Nobody notices
Now they're dead
Hide the meds
Joke (Made this up by myself on the fly. Be gentle, I know it's lame xD): It's Halloween, and Master Yoda is going as his favorite Avenger. He approaches a house, to get his candy, and when the old woman answers the door she asks,"Why, who are you supposed to be?". Yoda replies, "Thor, i, um."... >_>"
An interesting science fact: Most if not all reptiles can survive for an entire year without eating. For example, snakes, and crocodiles.
I think the kindest user on here is, well uh, Pennifer, Alsehapie, Javacado, and King Dad are my top picks I think. Everyone here is so nice though omg.
Haiku:
Nobody notices
Now they're dead
Hide the meds
Joke (Made this up by myself on the fly. Be gentle, I know it's lame xD): It's Halloween, and Master Yoda is going as his favorite Avenger. He approaches a house, to get his candy, and when the old woman answers the door she asks,"Why, who are you supposed to be?". Yoda replies, "Thor, i, um."... >_>"
SolaireOfAstora
After Mon and Tues, even the calendar says WTF
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In the name of the Moon, Indeedaroo!
I don't get the joke, but all entries are counted for
Ah sorry. You probably still won't understand, but I wanna explain anyways. Master Yoda speaks kind of awkwardly, and Thor is an Avenger. Yoda may end a sentence about himself with, "I am", and Thorium is an element on the periodic table, and because Yoda went as Thor for Halloween, he said, "Thor, i, um"(Thorium the element, spaced to sound like Thor I am). I just really wanted to explain, but you obviously didn't get the joke, so, sorry! xD
SolaireOfAstora
After Mon and Tues, even the calendar says WTF
OHHHH!!!! LOL!!! That's actually really funny, I just took it too literally xD!! I laughed
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In the name of the Moon, Indeedaroo!
Oh yeah, thanks a lot for this contest, and congrats on all your posts! c:
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Lol thank you! xD I love jokes and funny pickup lines, but making up my own is a bit hard. I'm always glad when they're actually funny!
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OHHHH!!!! LOL!!! That's actually really funny, I just took it too literally xD!! I laughed
Lol thank you! xD I love jokes and funny pickup lines, but making up my own is a bit hard. I'm always glad when they're actually funny!
SolaireOfAstora
After Mon and Tues, even the calendar says WTF
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"Entry!!"
A recent study found that many vertebrate species would need to evolve 10,000x faster than they have in the past to adapt to the climate change predicted in the next 100 years
the kindest person to me was Fantasyrick
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
A recent study found that many vertebrate species would need to evolve 10,000x faster than they have in the past to adapt to the climate change predicted in the next 100 years
the kindest person to me was Fantasyrick
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
I'll post the other entries later but I have several organic chemistry jokes (more like puns) to spare (because I'm currently taking up org chem and ai found these witty lmao):
1. Row, row, row your
2. What did the methyl group say to the other methyl group?
"Oh my gauche!!"
3. You R-O-R' these organic chemistry jokes or you don't.
Going to add to the list!
First off-- entry!
Second, an interesting science fact: Bonobos are a group of chimpanzees that consider sex with the same gender a norms, mostly to relieve tension when fighting for food and such. So if anyone tells you sex with the same gender is not natural, well, you have bonobos. Also, bonobos have very similar DNA with humans so... yeah! (If you don't believe me, there's always google to research!)
Third, I vote King Dad as the kindest TBT member. c:
Fourth, the jokes are quoted up there heh. (If you wanna know the answers, you can ask
)Fifth, a haiku:
Inside the trash can
Something smells very fishy--
Surprise! It was me!
(It refers to me being trash forever BYE)
SensaiGallade
✨ Étoile 2020 ✨
Entry! Thank you for the giveaway!
Did you know there is enough DNA in our body long enough to travel between Pluto and the Sun 17 times!
I would have to say the nicest member of TBT I have ever came across is HMCaprica. Although she has not been on o=for a while, it's amazing that she is still able to run a popular shop, even after her health conditions. My thoughts are with her.
I hate it when people say they're cold. I mean why don't they just stand in the corner? It's 90 degrees.
Did you know there is enough DNA in our body long enough to travel between Pluto and the Sun 17 times!
I would have to say the nicest member of TBT I have ever came across is HMCaprica. Although she has not been on o=for a while, it's amazing that she is still able to run a popular shop, even after her health conditions. My thoughts are with her.
I hate it when people say they're cold. I mean why don't they just stand in the corner? It's 90 degrees.
Zerous
beep boop
Entry please!
Interesting fact: Sunflowers can be used to clean up radioactive waste.
Kindest TBT user: LevyTheFox
Joke: A roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."
Interesting fact: Sunflowers can be used to clean up radioactive waste.
Kindest TBT user: LevyTheFox
Joke: A roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."
Or
Oxygen went out on a date with potassium. It went OK.
Piezahummy
Ravioli Monster ♥
eyy b0ss I hab a cancer
Entry! (thank you!!)
An average sized cumulus cloud weighs about the same as 80-100 elephants.
Koden is super nice ~
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
(thank you!!) An average sized cumulus cloud weighs about the same as 80-100 elephants.
Koden is super nice ~
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
Darkbrussel
Gotta Breed Them All
Entry
Entry!
Here's a fun fact: There are 8 times as many atoms in a teaspoonful of water as there are teaspoonfuls of water in the Atlantic ocean
I think MoonlightAbsol is so nice. They have the best art ever and they draw for free :'3
math joke: The Romans never found algerbra to be challenging, because X was always 10
Here's a fun fact: There are 8 times as many atoms in a teaspoonful of water as there are teaspoonfuls of water in the Atlantic ocean
I think MoonlightAbsol is so nice. They have the best art ever and they draw for free :'3
Cancer is awful
Oh how we miss you granpa
Stay safe in heaven
Oh how we miss you granpa
Stay safe in heaven
math joke: The Romans never found algerbra to be challenging, because X was always 10
SolaireOfAstora
After Mon and Tues, even the calendar says WTF
Holy! These haikus are sad, but amazing!
Heard that math joke, but I still love it
And I did know that fact! Still super cool tho!
King Dorado
you can do anything
thanks for doing this giveaway, and congrats on 2k posts! i'll enter please, hopefully i can put some jokes or haikus together later.
there are way too many super kind people here to list, but I'd like to nominate 3 for your prize:
The Pennifer, Javocado, and Pepper! they are all really generous and kind to the community.
thanks!
there are way too many super kind people here to list, but I'd like to nominate 3 for your prize:
The Pennifer, Javocado, and Pepper! they are all really generous and kind to the community.
thanks!
SolaireOfAstora
After Mon and Tues, even the calendar says WTF
I have to say, I agree with all three of those members! The Pennifer is amazing, Pepper is super generous and Jav...well, he's Jav!! (And super friendly!)
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