SolaireOfAstora
After Mon and Tues, even the calendar says WTF
72 posts 'til the end!
I will take one "Entry" entry please!
An interesting science fact: Most if not all reptiles can survive for an entire year without eating. For example, snakes, and crocodiles.
I think the kindest user on here is, well uh, Pennifer, Alsehapie, Javacado, and King Dad are my top picks I think. Everyone here is so nice though omg.
Haiku:
Nobody notices
Now they're dead
Hide the meds
Joke (Made this up by myself on the fly. Be gentle, I know it's lame xD): It's Halloween, and Master Yoda is going as his favorite Avenger. He approaches a house, to get his candy, and when the old woman answers the door she asks,"Why, who are you supposed to be?". Yoda replies, "Thor, i, um."... >_>"
I don't get the joke, but all entries are counted for
Ah sorry. You probably still won't understand, but I wanna explain anyways. Master Yoda speaks kind of awkwardly, and Thor is an Avenger. Yoda may end a sentence about himself with, "I am", and Thorium is an element on the periodic table, and because Yoda went as Thor for Halloween, he said, "Thor, i, um"(Thorium the element, spaced to sound like Thor I am). I just really wanted to explain, but you obviously didn't get the joke, so, sorry! xD
OHHHH!!!! LOL!!! That's actually really funny, I just took it too literally xD!! I laughed
Oh yeah, thanks a lot for this contest, and congrats on all your posts! c:
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Lol thank you! xD I love jokes and funny pickup lines, but making up my own is a bit hard. I'm always glad when they're actually funny!
I'll post the other entries later but I have several organic chemistry jokes (more like puns) to spare (because I'm currently taking up org chem and ai found these witty lmao):
1. Row, row, row your
2. What did the methyl group say to the other methyl group?
"Oh my gauche!!"
3. You R-O-R' these organic chemistry jokes or you don't.
Entry!
Here's a fun fact: There are 8 times as many atoms in a teaspoonful of water as there are teaspoonfuls of water in the Atlantic ocean
I think MoonlightAbsol is so nice. They have the best art ever and they draw for free :'3
Cancer is awful
Oh how we miss you granpa
Stay safe in heaven
math joke: The Romans never found algerbra to be challenging, because X was always 10
thanks for doing this giveaway, and congrats on 2k posts! i'll enter please, hopefully i can put some jokes or haikus together later.
there are way too many super kind people here to list, but I'd like to nominate 3 for your prize:
The Pennifer, Javocado, and Pepper! they are all really generous and kind to the community.
thanks!