Orius
The People's Champion
I know how to whip up a mean cup of instant noodles... but that's about the extent of my cooking skills. lol But I'll pick "OK". Could be fun.
Mayor.

Mayor.
I would entertain the possibility of messing with peoples eyeballs.Yes! I actually like woodworking and the few times I've tried my hand at it were a success.
Optometrist?