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The out of context quotes thread

lines from a play I'm doing in drama (Romeo and Juliet Die in the End)

Lord Capulet, to Tybalt: You are a saucy boy
Romeo: With your kiss, I die. (Stage directions: He dies)
 
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“Hey Granny! There’s a pretty little filly out here wearing nothing but Victoria’s Secret! But it ain’t a secret no more!”
 
*Puppet Ellie Mae comes out from behind cutout house*
“Hey everybody! You won’t believe what I just found in the backyard!”
*Puppet Anne Heche in lingerie gets closer to Ellie Mae*
“Mmmmm! Who’s the dish?”
“You’re right, Uncle Jethro! She is one of them Hollywood bisectional!”
*An earthquake starts up*
“There! The spaceship has arrived!”
*A large cutout geyser of oil pops up from behind the house*
“Texas tea!”
“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell y’all! I’ve struck oil!”
“We can move to Beverly Hills!”
*Anne is unimpressed*
“Been there.”
“We’ll get to date famous people!”
“Done that.”
“We’re rich!”
*Anne Heche gets close to Jed*
“Now you’re talking, handsome!”
 
I always thought this bit was dark and funny
Congratulations, Stoick! Everyone is so relieved.
Out with the old and in with the new, right?!
No one will miss that old nuisance!
The village is throwing a party to celebrate!
He's gone?
Yeah, the fact he immediately assumed Hiccup was dead because of what they were saying 😭😭 Stoick was the antithesis of parenting goals
 
“My grandfather was a train conductor in Auschwitz.”
*Smith family stare at Klaus in pure horror*
“On the kiddie train at the zoo! You know there’s more to Auschwitz than that. It’s a pretty big city.”
 
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