The out of context quotes thread

[Shawna]

“Cody, that is NOT how you say the alphabet! GO SIT DOWN!”

 

[PapaCrossing]

"McFly you bojo! Those boards don't work on water!"

'Unless you got POWER - wahahahahahahaa!'

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Oh no, two men down. I only have FIVE MILLION MORE!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Let’s get out of this disgusting corpse, shall we?”

 

[Randy Jade]

lines from a play I'm doing in drama (Romeo and Juliet Die in the End)

Lord Capulet, to Tybalt: You are a saucy boy
Romeo: With your kiss, I die. (Stage directions: He dies)