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The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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PapaCrossing
Graham's Homie
"McFly you bojo! Those boards don't work on water!"
'Unless you got POWER - wahahahahahahaa!'
'Unless you got POWER - wahahahahahahaa!'
ZeldaCrossing64
Don't Yank My Chain
"Oh no, two men down. I only have FIVE MILLION MORE!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Let’s get out of this disgusting corpse, shall we?”
Randy Jade
Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid.
lines from a play I'm doing in drama (Romeo and Juliet Die in the End)
Lord Capulet, to Tybalt: You are a saucy boy
Romeo: With your kiss, I die. (Stage directions: He dies)
Lord Capulet, to Tybalt: You are a saucy boy
Romeo: With your kiss, I die. (Stage directions: He dies)
Randy Jade
Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Hey Granny! There’s a pretty little filly out here wearing nothing but Victoria’s Secret! But it ain’t a secret no more!”
Randy Jade
Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid.
"To the Guillotine!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Puppet Ellie Mae comes out from behind cutout house*
“Hey everybody! You won’t believe what I just found in the backyard!”
*Puppet Anne Heche in lingerie gets closer to Ellie Mae*
“Mmmmm! Who’s the dish?”
“You’re right, Uncle Jethro! She is one of them Hollywood bisectional!”
*An earthquake starts up*
“There! The spaceship has arrived!”
*A large cutout geyser of oil pops up from behind the house*
“Texas tea!”
“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell y’all! I’ve struck oil!”
“We can move to Beverly Hills!”
*Anne is unimpressed*
“Been there.”
“We’ll get to date famous people!”
“Done that.”
“We’re rich!”
*Anne Heche gets close to Jed*
“Now you’re talking, handsome!”
“Hey everybody! You won’t believe what I just found in the backyard!”
*Puppet Anne Heche in lingerie gets closer to Ellie Mae*
“Mmmmm! Who’s the dish?”
“You’re right, Uncle Jethro! She is one of them Hollywood bisectional!”
*An earthquake starts up*
“There! The spaceship has arrived!”
*A large cutout geyser of oil pops up from behind the house*
“Texas tea!”
“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell y’all! I’ve struck oil!”
“We can move to Beverly Hills!”
*Anne is unimpressed*
“Been there.”
“We’ll get to date famous people!”
“Done that.”
“We’re rich!”
*Anne Heche gets close to Jed*
“Now you’re talking, handsome!”
lasagne_of_death
intangible. ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
"What did Hiccup do wrong?"
"He showed up!"
"He showed up!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I miss my skin….”
I always thought this bit was dark and funny
Congratulations, Stoick! Everyone is so relieved.
Out with the old and in with the new, right?!
No one will miss that old nuisance!
The village is throwing a party to celebrate!
He's gone?
lasagne_of_death
intangible. ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
Yeah, the fact he immediately assumed Hiccup was dead because of what they were saying
Stoick was the antithesis of parenting goals
lasagne_of_death
intangible. ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
"none of you deserve an education" - my old maths teacher
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“My grandfather was a train conductor in Auschwitz.”
*Smith family stare at Klaus in pure horror*
“On the kiddie train at the zoo! You know there’s more to Auschwitz than that. It’s a pretty big city.”
*Smith family stare at Klaus in pure horror*
“On the kiddie train at the zoo! You know there’s more to Auschwitz than that. It’s a pretty big city.”
Rykertimee
In Lucky We Trust.
"Dude, you might wanna look down.."
