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The out of context quotes thread

You were prepared for our best, but not our dumbest.
AND I'M THE DUMBEST THERE'S EVER BEEN!!!...wait.
 
“What’s that?”
“Hmmm? Oh. That’s just a rock.”
“Can I have it?”
“What are you gonna do with a rock?”
“Private business! It’s my business!”
 
me: “i think the U.S should give you the nuclear launch codes.”

my mom: “what nonsense are you talking about?”
 
“And so it was time to say goodnight.
Goodnight Rock,
Goodnight Stone,
Goodnight stick,
Goodnight another rock,
ugh Goodnight dirt,
Goodnight yet another rock….”
“This is a classic?”
“Goodnight book!"
*Ethyl throws the book away from her*
“GOOD!"
 
"Come on in missus!
Hand down on the left
Get that lock on!
Come on in, you've plenty of room there
What do you mean is your rear end stickin' out too far?
I'm a parking attendant, not a plastic surgeon!"
 
“The shoe! Take off the shoe!”
*Dancer kicks off her shoe and the Little Dog falls backwards to catch it*
“YAY!”
 
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