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The out of context quotes thread

“This lemonade tastes awful!”
“It’s organic!”
“We used lemons that died a natural death.”
“We waited until they reached the first stage of decomposition.”
 
“No no words?”
“Yeah. There’s magic, feather, wing, oh and mayonnaise!”
“What’s wrong with mayo”
*Izzy shushes Hitch by covering his mouth with her hoof*
 
"There is no such thing as a free lunch. And if someone gives you a car, they will call you everyday for the rest of your life."
 
“Hey Mama! Our lottery numbers came in. We just won $50,000!”
“Everyone in the room cheers*
“Praise the lord! Where’s that lottery ticket?”
*Fake rat has ripped up ticket in its mouth*
“Oh no! Mr Stinky ate the lottery tickets! Oh please don’t be mad at him! He’s my only friend.”
*Mr Stinky lets out a dying squeak and falls over. Everyone is staring at the dead rat in shock*
“Oh no!”
“Would this be a bad time to tell y’all I got sickle cell?”
 
“This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife! How did I get here?!”
*Billy’s disembodied voice is heard*
“Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was!”
*Grim wakes up with Billy pressing his face into Grim’s skull*
“Why do you keep saying that?”
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Muppet Character Encyclopedia entry for Miss Mousey: Only uses mascara tested on humans.
 
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To Applejack: Would you ever help your friends bury a dead body?

“Confound it, Fluttershy! What fid you do this time?!”
 
What do you mean "Barq's has bite"?

What do you mean "Barq's has bite"?

What do you mean "Barq's has bite"?
 
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