The out of context quotes thread

[ghostcoastx]

"Me when I pass the fish"

 

[tasso]

"Whiskers and bean music, concern it!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“This lemonade tastes awful!”
“It’s organic!”
“We used lemons that died a natural death.”
“We waited until they reached the first stage of decomposition.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“No no words?”
“Yeah. There’s magic, feather, wing, oh and mayonnaise!”
“What’s wrong with mayo”
*Izzy shushes Hitch by covering his mouth with her hoof*

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I bet he wouldn’t have tied me up if I were Barbie. This is all my fault!”

 

[Shawna]

"There is no such thing as a free lunch. And if someone gives you a car, they will call you everyday for the rest of your life."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Hey Mama! Our lottery numbers came in. We just won $50,000!”
“Everyone in the room cheers*
“Praise the lord! Where’s that lottery ticket?”
*Fake rat has ripped up ticket in its mouth*
“Oh no! Mr Stinky ate the lottery tickets! Oh please don’t be mad at him! He’s my only friend.”
*Mr Stinky lets out a dying squeak and falls over. Everyone is staring at the dead rat in shock*
“Oh no!”
“Would this be a bad time to tell y’all I got sickle cell?”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Dude! Did she just say that she used to be a dude?”

 

[tasso]

"It's toaster time! Toot toot!"