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Don't Yank My Chain
"How many zombies can Rob Zombie rob if Rob Zombie could rob zombies?"
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The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Mother Teresa wasn’t beautiful yet millions of people loved her.”
“Didn’t she like die right after Diana but no one noticed because she was ugly?”
“Didn’t she like die right after Diana but no one noticed because she was ugly?”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Bail is one dollar.”
“Sigh. I can’t afford- One dollar?”
“Sigh. I can’t afford- One dollar?”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“It’s okay everyone! You can come out now! It’s only Death.”
QueenCobra
Blankie Egg
“Do you carry a lunchbox?!”
Wake up! Which one of you broke the Hall of Sorrows?
Don't know. Why? What was supposed to happen?
Those walls are supposed to crush you and then scolding hot oil comes out of the jackal's mouth.
Sorry. We missed it.
Oh, yeah, of course! Oil! Yeah. Makes sense now. Thought you told me to fill it with hot voil.
What? What the hell is voil?
It's a soft sheer fabric. I warmed some up in the dryer.
What the? Are you insane?! What kind of torture is that? Get out of here! I'm serious. I don't even want to look at you anymore. Believers these days! What happened to the annoying one?
We ate him.
I'm losing my patience.
Don't know. Why? What was supposed to happen?
Those walls are supposed to crush you and then scolding hot oil comes out of the jackal's mouth.
Sorry. We missed it.
Oh, yeah, of course! Oil! Yeah. Makes sense now. Thought you told me to fill it with hot voil.
What? What the hell is voil?
It's a soft sheer fabric. I warmed some up in the dryer.
What the? Are you insane?! What kind of torture is that? Get out of here! I'm serious. I don't even want to look at you anymore. Believers these days! What happened to the annoying one?
We ate him.
I'm losing my patience.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“We wouldn’t be in this mess if you weren’t chasing me.”
“What can I say? You tempted me.”
“By taking a bath?! You’ve got problems!”
“What can I say? You tempted me.”
“By taking a bath?! You’ve got problems!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“These two often rest snugly, but sometimes sleepy Kirby inhales Elfilin right up. And then Kirby starts chewing. Kirby! Elfilin is NOT made of mint ice cream!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
Run! Run! As fast as you can! Can’t catch me! I’m the Ginger-
*Gingerbread Man runs right into a closed window. The old woman who made him looks sternly at him*
Not so fast, cookie!
*Gingerbread Man runs right into a closed window. The old woman who made him looks sternly at him*
Not so fast, cookie!
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Wait. You can remove your feet?!”
“Wait. You can’t remove your feet?”
“Wait. You can’t remove your feet?”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Isn’t it true that your wife, aunt, cousin, AND sister are all the same person?”
*Little People Farmer figure smiles uncomfortably*
*Little People Farmer figure smiles uncomfortably*
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I wish I had fists.”
QueenCobra
Blankie Egg
"She's nothing like me."
"Thank God!"
"Thank God!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
Raisins?”
“Raisins are nature’s candy.”
“Then why do they have to cover them in chocolate to sell them at the movies?”
“Raisins are nature’s candy.”
“Then why do they have to cover them in chocolate to sell them at the movies?”
"Goodbye my sweetheart, hello Vietnam".
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You’re so deep in the closet that you are finding Christmas presents!”
